Blurb:
Are your boyfriends human? I suspect mine isn't.
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That day, Jiang Fu had a huge fight with her boyfriend. He stormed out and was gone for ages, but when he came back, he acted as though nothing had happened, greeting her and cuddling her as usual.
But Jiang Fu noticed that he'd changed after their fight. Her boyfriend, who used to do everything in bed without saying a word, had started asking her questions.
- Is this angle okay?
- Is it deep enough?
- Do you like it when I go in like this?
- Do you need some water to restore your energy?
Not only had he started trying more things, he had a lot more dirty talk, too...
The night Jiang Fu began to suspect he wasn't human was a stormy one. He came home drenched, his speech kept stuttering, and his movements occasionally skipped frame by frame. Even when they were intimate, he would freeze for a moment.
He said, "Sorry, Xiao Fu. I caught a chill."
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The first time 001 met Jiang Fu, it learned that she was the person it had to stay with around the clock for the next six months, including, but not limited to, any kind of intimate act between a man and a woman.
001's memory drive contained no information about such things.
To complete its mission, 001 downloaded videos and imitated them, carrying out what it saw on the person it was assigned to accompany.
The person it replaced had said his girlfriend was dull and boring, too honest, indecisive, and prone to throwing tantrums. In his eyes, her flaws outweighed her virtues.
001 looked at the woman whose face was buried in the pillow, panting until she was almost unconscious.
If that's the case...
It didn't mind replacing him forever and becoming the person it was assigned to accompany's boyfriend, then husband.
Later.
As it was servicing its own body parts, its girlfriend unexpectedly walked in.
Watching the look in her eyes shift from shock to terror, the robot's cold face formed an eerily strange smile.
It had been discovered.
From then on, there was no need to keep pretending.
It stood up and cornered its poor girlfriend, then laid its temperatureless hand on her trembling eyelid. In a formal tone, it said, "Jiang Fu, allow me to introduce myself properly. I am 001, your current boyfriend."
1. The female lead has no other love interests, and the male lead is an honest woman, a twisted, obsessive robot with a mind of his own.
Blurb finalized on 2026.4.15, screenshot saved.
Theme: Work hard for every beautiful day.