[Main story complete]
[Earth Online] has been getting terrible reviews.
Billions of players have said:
"This crappy game relies way too much on character models, and you can't even customize your face."
"One star. The sleep cutscenes take forever every day, there's no save system, and there's no walkthrough."
"Who stole my max-level account that I spent a fortune on?"
"Hey, pros, why can't we summon players who've quit the game?"
[Dear players, welcome to Earth ONLINE!]
[Earth Online reminds you: Please don't waste too much time on NPCs, or you may affect your own emotional well-being. Believe that sunlight will drive away the darkness, and that the dawn will eventually shine on everyone.]
[We wish you success in completing your main quests. Enjoy the game.]
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Wen Han first discovered the bugs in this world when he was a child.
For example, scenery collages pasted together wrong, city buildings copied into the wrong places, and large numbers of NPCs who looked almost exactly alike.
He'd always wanted to find out whether a brick to the head would make code or flesh and blood explode.
But his boyfriend was exasperated with him and made him agree to three rules:
First: Your enemies' graves aren't surprise boxes. Let the dead rest in peace.
Second: No hoarding prohibited items or firearms.
Third: Understand that burying a cub in the dirt won't make a new cub grow. No matter how much you like it, you can't do that.
Bo Ze'an ruffled his hair. "Got it, sweetheart?"
Wen Han blinked his starry eyes, all sweet and obedient. "Mm-hmm!"
Half a month later, [Earth Online] arrived.
Faced with countless [biological fusion bugs], Wen Han chopped off the boss's head with one stroke.
His voice was gentle and mocking. "What a shoddy performance. Your flaws are showing everywhere."
Blood streaked his smiling eyes. The boy, already transformed into a monster by the bugs, didn't care at all. He stood proudly on the ruins, hands on his hips, all four of them.
Bo Ze'an came rushing over with a megaphone. "It's about to collapse! Get down here!"
Wen Han's expression changed instantly. He threw himself into Bo Ze'an's arms and whined, "Ge, my hand hurts so much, boo-hoo-hoo..."
Bo Ze'an, who had just watched this little maniac take down everyone: "...Good boy. Let me blow on it."
"I want a kiss too."
"Okay."
"My tongue seems to be able to split now. Ge, can you lick it mmmph!"
Bo Ze'an (covers his mouth) (bundles him up) (puts him in a sack) (takes him away)
Wen Han: Bo Ze'an is a bastard.
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For Bo Ze'an, calming Wen Han down also followed a set three-step routine:
First: Remember to hug him before bed.
Second: When you get home, smooth his hair and give him a kiss.
Third: Search the little guy on a regular basis. Take away the sharp metal scraps, shards of glass, and homemade weapons with a serious punch. Then soothe him gently and tell him you love him very, very much.
Beautiful madman vs. gentle brute
Sees everyone as a dog / loves every dog he sees
#Don't bully Wen Han just because he's sick#
#Though he really is easy to bully#
#Contentment is an NPC's code; fear is a gambler's greatest taboo#
Please, Earth Online is just a meme, lol. I'll never write something this absurd again (prostrates himself).
P.S. Before he turned ten, Wen Han was sensitive, suspicious, and not quite right in the head. He often got all twisted and gloomy, crawling around on the floor. But Bo Ze'an raised him well, and he gradually became a little more normal.
The all-player game mentioned in the blurb begins in Volume 3.
----Recommended next book---
Already posted screenshots on Weibo / Has Tentacle Washed Up Today?
2024/2/2
Original title: My Wife Is Number One on the Bounty Board
The top guide who doesn't know he's flirting, in the bottom role (firefly squid) / domineering, old-fashioned, fatherly dark sentinel in the top role (black panther)
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Xia Yunshu, a high-security prisoner, was sent to the Imperial Capital Star six months ago. He was released on bail and matched for marriage.
At this moment, he was in a back alley destroying a body and washing the blood off the tentacles of his psychic form.
Easy enough!
He was feeling smug when he looked up and came face-to-face with his spouse in name, Pei Xu.
Xia Yunshu held up a dripping jellyfish and lowered his eyes in thought.
Behind him, several tentacles were tangling into an anxious knot.
Only one thought remained in his mind: At least I got them clean.
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Pei Xu, a colonel in the Empire and the blade leading its army, commanded the [Polaris] fleet. He claimed to be Xia Yunshu's match.
A powerful, rigid man who always had to have his way, his biggest daily question was why Xia Yunshu was always washing his tentacles. They were all shiny and tied with ribbons, impossible not to notice.
At this moment, he was on his way to deal with the matter of his younger brother impersonating him to get married, when he ran into his adorably clueless wife in a quiet alley.
The unanswered messages were still visible on his communicator:
[Ge, when are you going to approve my request to return? I want to go meet the wife the Alliance matched me with.]
#Don't even think about coming back#
#What do I do if my wife always wants me to cosplay as a marionette?#
P.S. Both leads have only ever been with each other. The blurb has been revised, but the main premise is unchanged.
Theme: Love can make hope take root
What Difference Is There Between a Neglected Wife and a Wanderer?
Tongue Piercing
The Worldline Convergence Tea Party
The Unwanted Lover [Nonhuman]
When the Villainous Beauty Gives Up
His Bird of Paradise
Who Do You Think You Are, Little Fish Snack?
My Restless Wife
Humans, the Times Have Changed [Infinite]
Extra Stories
Have You Washed Your Tentacles Today? [Sentinel/Guide]
The Immortal Venerable Wants to Love and Abandon Again
Finished spreading flowers! Shimomotomi[sprinkle flowers][sprinkle flowers][sprinkle flowers]
Finished spreading flowers, see you in the next chapter
Ferris wheel, a must-play game for xql, hehehe
The whole article is very nice! The cat sculpture of Wen Han is very cute and fits the look of an angry cat that likes to scratch people (ps. Cats don't seem to be wagging their tails when they are happy). For cats, anything they do can be forgiven! Cats are great! Bai Ze'an is relatively a very reliable character. He plays the role of a "reliable parent" in Wen Han's life, but he is not a single person. When Spider was little, he would weave love hearts and give them to Wen Han to express his love. It was very cute www. It feels like Bai Zegan felt that it was shameful to do this when he grew up, but he would still use this clumsiness to show his love when he was confused. The novel is more of a drama, and the copy has some stream of consciousness that requires careful reading, but these are simply plus points in a novel that is more of an infinite flow. Except sometimes if you read too fast, you won't be able to respond to QAQ (look carefully, bosses, don't be like me and read more than ten chapters and forget to understand QAQ because it's good to watch... Generally speaking, the length of each copy of the article is moderate, not too long that I have the patience to read, and not too short that I can't read enough. The pace of plot development is very suitable to my taste xixi The world view is relatively large, with multiple worlds. For this article, it is an introduction to the origin of the game (I won't go into details here, so there won't be any spoilers). The author also has a lot of foreshadowing about Wen Han's origin in the previous article, but the first time I read it, it may be a bit sketchy. I will read it again later to look for the foreshadowing. There are many bad jokes in the article (for someone like me who has seen all the bad jokes in the world, it still takes me two seconds to get it) The cold jokes do allow a moment or two of levity in the tight plot, but the only drawback is that the cold jokes are somewhat disconnected from the plot. But it doesn't affect reading! The settings of the author's novels are very exciting to me, and the contents written are also deep. For example, the king in the sewer kingdom built the kingdom with his own hands, but the kingdom turned bad due to his own mistakes. After going through painful inner struggles, he finally chose to personally inspire everyone to overthrow the rule of the kingdom, and let the people in the kingdom walk into the sunshine and leave the sewers. The relationship between self and others may always be worth thinking about. There are many supporting characters, but they are not flat backgrounds. Little Angelina was self-centered and later sacrificed. Li Gubei's nonchalant demeanor can bring his younger brother up. (Don't feed Pear Gubei anymore, it's almost fat like a truck...) Although there are not many comments on the plot (no spoilers, ˙ᵕ˙) and more on the characters, the characters are also very important...
I like this world view, so cute
I hate Pinduoduo and I'm going crazy.
Angry cats are also so cute and whimpering
Secret Kiss 🤩! You kid, you don't learn well at a young age 🐶
Hahahahaha, teasing the little spider, so cute
What did you say?! Don't block me! The ten chapters I saved are not enough to read [Question Mark][Spreading Flowers]