The Story of Me and the Entire Court of Ministers

Jian Shu unexpectedly discovers a character-raising app on his phone. The System warns him to be careful about shaping the personalities of the children in the app, but the moment Jian Shu sees all those adorable kids, they immediately steal his heart!

One of the little ones is in a bad mood?

Buy everything in the game shop! Treat them to all the tasty food and fun toys!

One of the little ones has been wronged?

Grind, grind, grind through quests and unlock items to cheer them up!

Jian Shu is so devoted to raising the kids that he refuses to let his digital little furballs suffer, even if it means hardship for their old dad. Then one day, he gets into a car accident and transmigrates to an unfamiliar dynasty, becoming the youngest son of the Minister of Revenue: a spoiled young master despised by everyone in the capital.

When people from all sides start giving him a hard time, the idle young master is about to lie flat when he makes an unexpected discovery.

The crybaby kid from the app is now the richest man in the capital.

The chocolate-loving foodie is the renowned General Who Guards the Far Borders.

And the little one who always blushes when you poke him seems to be the current Grand Chancellor?!

Looking at these powerful, decisive, and terrifying bigwigs, Jian Shu recalls how he raised them over the years. He teased one with little skirts and another with mille-crepe durian cake. If they discover his secret identity, he wouldn't have enough lives to make up for it.

Jian Shu thinks that if he keeps playing dead and protecting his secret identity, he'll be safe forever. That is, until someone falsely accuses the Minister's household of plotting treason, and they are about to have their property confiscated and be exiled.

Terrified out of his wits, Jian Shu clings to someone's leg. "Please save me, for old times' sake!"

The man he clings to hooks a finger under his chin and smiles. "Didn't Lord Jian say a few days ago that we were complete strangers? Why don't you tell me more about these old times?"

Jian Shu: ...

System, is it still too late for me to run?

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