I Ran Away After Catfishing the Interstellar Marshal Online

When the friend of 21st-century superstar Jian Nai was deceived for both money and sex by a womanizer who then walked away, his friend became the laughingstock of the entire entertainment industry overnight! Jian Nai immediately decided to get even for his friend. He would make the womanizer pay for playing with someone's feelings, then dump him! Jian Nai: "Baby, I just got off work. What about you?" The other man: "I just finished a campaign against an invading army." Jian Nai: "Darling, how about I cook for you from now on? What do you like to eat?" The other man: "Nutrient fluid." "..." After spending some time together and getting what he wanted, Jian Nai promptly dumped the other man, saying he'd only been fooling around. But after delivering his parting words, he realized... He was screwed. He'd copied the wrong ID! Not only had he added the wrong person, the other man wasn't even from Earth! Year 35 of the Star Era After suffering a mental trauma, Grand General Lu Yifeng followed the Imperial Preceptor's advice and tried out a game generated by an intelligent machine. There, he met a very sweet wife. The grand general, whose heart had never stirred in a thousand years, fell in love for the first time. He decided that no matter which planet the other person came from, he would take the relationship seriously, even if it was only in a game. Yet just as he was about to confess, the other person said: "Haha, I was only playing around with you." "You didn't actually believe me, did you?" "So, how does it feel to be the one getting fooled?" "..." Lu Zefeng silently lowered his eyes. Where's my knife? A recommendation for the next story I'm planning to write. If you're interested, you can visit my author page and bookmark it: Title: The Years I Was Hunted by the Demon Venerable and the Immortal Venerable Blurb: Jian Zhen is a twin immortal herb. After an accident split the branch that should have grown in one place, it fell onto sacred mountains in the immortal and demon realms. By the time Jian Zhen gradually gained sentience, he had already sprouted and grown on two different mountains. One branch grew outside the Demon Venerable's window, and the other outside the Immortal Venerable's. Both of these great figures are among the most formidable beings in the Three Realms, the sort no one dares offend. So neither of them has any friends, and poor Jian Zhen became the one they confided in. By day, Jian Zhen listened to the Immortal Venerable gossip about the cultivation clans and share all sorts of stories from the immortal realm. At night, he listened to the Demon Venerable talk about the misdeeds of demons everywhere and where all the rare treasures of the demon realm were hidden. Over a hundred years, Jian Zhen ended up hearing everything he should and shouldn't have. Perhaps because he absorbed the power of two sacred places, Jian Zhen managed to take human form in less than a thousand years of cultivation. To keep from being silenced, he ran away! In the 25th year of the Cultivation Continent, the rulers of the immortal and demon realms suddenly issued simultaneous warrants, ordering the entire Three Realms to search for an immortal herb. Anyone who provided a lead would receive exceedingly precious treasures from the Demon Venerable and the Ancestor. The warrant shocked everyone: "Who could possibly have offended both the Immortal Venerable and the Demon Venerable?" "They must be quite the powerhouse." "Does this immortal herb have some kind of extraordinary power or special quality?" Meanwhile, Jian Zhen was hiding in some unknown place, retching from morning sickness. "Ugh..." An immortal herb that took human form after just a hundred years had absorbed the spiritual energy of heaven and earth from two sacred lands. When it transformed, its spirit body expanded dramatically. In its dazed, confused state, it seemed that it really had practiced dual cultivation with one of the great figures. But... Jian Zhen clutched his belly, close to tears. He really wanted to know: whose baby was this? Theme: Those who persevere and work hard will surely find a happy ending.