NPCs Are the Only Good People

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[Blurb]

Ling Luli is pulled into a strange old castle, where he sees an ugly, bizarre monster clapping its hands at him.

“Surprise! Welcome to the Scream Castle!”

Ling Luli: ...Hello. Goodbye!

Ling Luli turns to leave, but doesn't get far. The monster wants him to become an NPC in the castle. It claims it means no harm, even giving him a disturbingly human-looking grin.

Ling Luli: So ugly. I need to wash my eyes.

Ling Luli stays in Scream Castle as an inconspicuous NPC... Except there is no way to be inconspicuous. The monster gives him a room filled with all kinds of Halloween decorations: a ram's head, Frankenstein's monster, vampires... It's impossible not to stand out!

Ling Luli: Seal broken, time to let loose. This is fun!

Scream Castle has all sorts of rooms, each containing a world of its own. As an NPC in the castle, Ling Luli's job is to clean them out.

At first, Ling Luli can't quite bring himself to do it, until he learns that the people entering the rooms are all bad guys...

Ling Luli: Rise and shine. It's hunting time!

After entering one of the rooms, Ling Luli meets a man who taunts him, gets in his way, and ruthlessly uses the rules to eliminate his teammates.

Because of this man, Ling Luli gets punished by the castle's master more than once. Ling Luli decides that he and this man are now sworn enemies!

The two go back and forth, trading blows. By chance, Ling Luli discovers that this man can not only travel between rooms, but seems to have another identity as well!

In the dim room, tentacles reaching out from behind the curtain coil around Ling Luli's arms and legs, leaving him unable to break free.

“Damn it, you bastard! Let go of me!”

“Heh, little Luli, you're so cute when you react like that. How could I possibly let you go?”

The tall man sits on a throne behind the curtain, a wicked smile curling his lips. He looks mockingly at Ling Luli, hanging in midair from the tentacles. A flash of red flickers in his deep-set eyes. He licks his lips, which feel a little dry, and longs to kiss Ling Luli.

[Reading notes]

1. A long unlimited-flow novel. Reliable updates. One-on-one romance, with the protagonist as the receiving partner.

2. Super-hot, polished NPC bottom with a refined air X a cold (or so it seems) and unhinged top who never shows his true face.

3. All settings in this story are fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental.

4. New chapters every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday at 6 p.m. I'll take a day off if something comes up. Reliable updates.

5. My completed novels, Infinite Animal World and My Cat Self Wants to Smack the Owner Away, are available if you're looking for something to tide you over~

Upcoming Novel Divider

[The blurb for the upcoming novel The Cross-Dressing Master Can See GUI is below. Feel free to check it out if you're interested!]

Mu Yao, an obscure actor from the fringes of the entertainment industry, has insanely good luck on a variety show and draws a cross-dressing challenge. He ends up becoming the true love of the goddess Cheng, an award-winning actor falls for at first sight.

Cheng: Xiao Yao, are you going to fetch water? That's no job for a girl. Let me do it for you!

Mu Yao: ...

By day, Mu Yao is exhausted from fending off the actor's advances. At night, he has to help ghosts fulfill their unfinished wishes. He's worn out both physically and mentally, and thoroughly fed up with Cheng, who keeps getting in his way.

A week later, he changes back into men's clothes. His world finally gets some peace, and then it explodes.

Cheng: You're a man?

Mu Yao: I've always been a man.

The whole internet, enjoying the gossip: Hahaha, spread the word! Cheng's first love was a man. His first love was all for nothing!

Cheng: Nonsense. It wasn't for nothing. My wife is amazing!

Theme: Don't be a bad person and do bad things!