Straight-laced, clueless office worker x smug, tsundere incubus
Lifeless fish eyes with no sparkle x a flustered peacock who tries so hard to show off every day
(The main story is told in third person.)
Need help, the incubus I brought home keeps making noise (?)
I'm Chu Xian. I picked up a well-endowed incubus, but I don't know how to take care of him.
I want to ask everyone: he's always walking around half-naked in front of me, saying he's too hot. Is he sick?
Luo Ang is an incubus.
Incubi have unique markings that help them hunt.
As long as someone feels a spark for them, even if it's just the slightest stir of desire, those markings will light up.
Ever since Chu Xian brought him home,
his markings have been as good as dead.
If he doesn't get a meal soon, he'll really starve to death.
How can anyone not fall for an incubus as handsome, as talented, and as willing to do anything as me?!
Luo Ang tried every trick in the book. Luo Ang stopped at nothing.
He even secretly tried the shameless move of sneaking into her bed, only to get kicked right out.
He also tried being upfront and telling her directly, "Come with me. You'll never have to work again."
She asked in response:
"Then will you make up for my nine-to-five job, with weekends off, a base salary of ten thousand, and a ten-minute commute?"
Luo Ang finally couldn't take it anymore.
He could no longer swallow this humiliation.
He hid away and cried his eyes out.
That's right, he wasn't capable of running away from home. All he could do was hide and cry.
As he cried, Chu Xian found him hidden deep in the wardrobe.
The woman who thought he'd left without permission wore a rare look of suppressed anger as she gripped his shoulders tightly
She looked at his face in the dim light, damp with tears, miserable and beautiful.
Before she could say a word, the markings on his chest lit up first.
Beep.
Feeding progress: one percent.
[Revised blurb. Original version posted on 2025.4.20, screenshot taken on 5.20. Please don't copy the premise or borrow ideas.]
Reader's guide:
1. Both are each other's firsts. They may have discovered they were into men and women, respectively, but before meeting each other, neither had any particular kinks, at least not openly.
2. The male lead cries a lot, so consider yourself warned.
3. Hardcore.
4. The female lead is deeply repressed and prone to anger. She has a strong sense of deadness early on, and is very much an office drone.
5. Please respect the author's hard work. Personal attacks on the female or male lead will get you kicked out.
6. All sweethearts who come to read the story are welcome.
7. Unsolicited writing advice, off-topic comments, taking things out of context, and using the comment section to vent your anger are not welcome. Those who do will be kicked out.
If some weirdo disrupts your reading experience, please don't argue, sweethearts. Take care of your own peace of mind and just report them quietly. Ee loves you 🫵
Theme: True love can overcome anything.