A Player's Guide to Romancing Teyvat's Adult Men

[The main story is told in third person!]

A group of miHoYo game players who have forgotten the plot of Genshin Impact arrive in Teyvat. Will they uncover its hidden secrets, change the fate of this world, and finally make it home as they wish?

[Part One: Fun-loving twin brothers who worship Elation x Mondstadt brothers]

Twin brothers awaken in a small cabin outside Mondstadt. Each day, only one of them can go out, and their memories aren't shared. But as long as one stays in the cabin, the one who went out can come back to life there, even if he dies.

Since that's the case, surely they can afford to let loose a little while doing their quests, right?

Praise Elation! Aha!

So the younger brother falls for the red rose, and the older brother for the blue peacock. Everyone in Mondstadt thinks they're the same person, and rumors start spreading that “the brothers from Dawn Winery are completely besotted with one man.”

But Diluc and Kaeya know their lovers aren't the same person.

Each has a lover of his own.

[Part Two: (Immortal) die-hard Imbibitor Lunae fan x the Geo Archon]

I was searching all over Liyue for dragons to suck on when I met Zhongli.

Zhongli, Liyue Harbor's famous loafer. The people of Liyue know he's knowledgeable and capable, but also a terrible spendthrift. But I know his identity is anything but ordinary!

Because his true form is a dragon! Slurp (wipes drool)

So, since I can't get my hands on Imbibitor Lunae, it's only reasonable for a withering fangirl like me to settle for a substitute... right?

[Part Three: (Abundance) surgeon x Baizhu]

I'm a doctor. Apart from my extensive surgical experience and skills, I'm very ordinary.

After transmigrating to another world, I got a golden finger for Xianzhou medicine from Honkai: Star Rail. At the same time, the System gave me a mission.

Since my mission is to make my clinic famous throughout Teyvat, instead of competing, I might as well team up with the best.

So I decided to infiltrate Bubu Pharmacy and become one of its core employees! Then completing the mission should be a sure thing, right?!

But something seems a little off...

When did Baizhu start sending me flowers? And why is he looking at me more and more strangely...?

Hey! I just bought a stake in the place. I didn't marry into the family!

Baizhu chuckled. “Since you're part of Bubu Pharmacy now, why shouldn't I treat you like family (my wife)?”

[Part Four: (Destruction) lazy powerhouse x Tartaglia]

I transmigrated and became a candidate for a Fatui Harbinger position. Another candidate was a battle maniac named Ajax.

With my golden finger, of course I'm strong. Even though I deliberately lost to Ajax so I could slack off, life in the Fatui was still easy and pleasant, except...

Except I really can't get used to the food in Snezhnaya. Help! Can someone save my Liyue stomach?

Just as I was losing weight because I had no appetite, Tartaglia, now the Eleventh Harbinger, came to see me. To my surprise, he didn't bring any weapons this time. Instead, he brought some strange things...

Can someone tell me why this battle maniac has a whole pile of pots, pans, and seasonings behind him? Has a Harbinger switched careers to become a chef?!

I stared blankly, but Tartaglia smiled like a sly fox. “I heard you can't get used to Snezhnayan food, so I went to Liyue and learned a few authentic Liyue dishes. Want to try them?”

But if you eat the food he made himself, you'll have to fight him properly afterward!

For the sake of a good meal, I had no choice but to spar with Tartaglia every day. But why did our “sparring” end up in bed?!

Part Five: Sweet, naive battle maniac (Hunt) x Kamisato Ayato (later blurb to be decided)

Part Six: Refuses to be a construction-site dad (Preservation) x Kaveh

Part Seven: Hardworking overtime addict (Erudition) x Alhaitham

Part Seven: Rule-breaking rebel who believes “rules are made to be broken” (Trailblaze) x Wriothesley

Part Eight: Desireless Fontaine noble (Nihility) x Neuvillette

Reader's guide:

1. The blurbs are still being worked out. For now, these are just character concepts. The story has little logic and leans toward comedy.

2. The start date is undecided.

3. There is no fixed protagonist. This is a collection of standalone stories.

4. As for why Itto isn't included, mainly because I feel like he's still a kid! Pairing him up feels too sinful, hahaha.

Thesis: Even players can have a life of their own.