[Genshin Impact] I Cosplayed as Aether and Neuvillette Took Me In

Your twin sister dragged you along, and you transmigrated as one of the Trailblazer siblings. But why is the Hydro Dragon who gives you CPR a white-haired man?

○ You haven't even played this game!

You transmigrated with only one phone, while your big sis next door is still fighting the Doomsday Beast at the Herta Space Station. Meanwhile, you have already latched onto the white-haired Hydro Dragon King's coattails without hesitation.

But before you can enjoy the good life, this Hydro Dragon King personally sends you to jail.

Damn you, Neuvillette! You only like rummaging through trash cans. Why send an adorable little raccoon to prison? Wait, there's a trash can in prison too? Then you're definitely going to jail.

No one is allowed to take that away from you!

The first time the Chief Justice personally sent you to the Fortress of Meropide, Fontaine was hit by an exceptionally rare, torrential downpour.

At the time, Neuvillette didn't understand your hobby, but he still felt bad about having to sentence you.

By the second, third, and countless subsequent times, Neuvillette still didn't understand, but he had learned to respect it.

When you're about to be brought before the court for rummaging through trash cans too many times, he'll find you and say:

Neuvillette: Stop, Caelus.

Caelus: (keeps rummaging)

Neuvillette: ...I'll take you home to rummage.

No one knows why you're so obsessed with trash cans, but strangely enough, every time you rummage through one, you find some wondrous object or... person that can help resolve a crisis.

When you bring Dan Heng home after finding him in a trash can, you end up with a Hydro Dragon x Hydro Dragon love triangle. Hearing the sudden downpour outside, you try to explain.

Caelus: Don't cry yet! He's my big sis's boyfriend!

When you later rummage through trash cans and find Jing Yuan / Blade / Sunday / Bai'e, you come up with an explanation like a pro.

Caelus: Uh, this is my big sis's boyfriend number 2345. There'll also be girlfriends number 12345 later.

Neuvillette: Boyfriends are one thing, but why would there also be... girlfriends? (cosmic cat head)

Before meeting the family, Neuvillette agonizes over whether to charge your sister with "the crime of multiple partners." Then "Heavenly Principles" awakens, and right in front of the Seven Archons and Neuvillette, you pull Caelus, gender-swapped version, Trailblaze Aeon, Stelle, out of a trash can.

Caelus: Big sis! Drive over that "Heavenly Principles" guy!

Stelle: Copy that! Buckle up, the Astral Express is taking off!

Everyone: ??????

In the end, Stelle is taken to court for driving without a local Teyvat license.

Stelle: Seriously, little bro, is this right? Weren't we supposed to get special treatment?

Caelus: Of course it's right. Happens all the time. I'll go to jail with you!

Stelle: ...Happens all the time? (looks up at her future brother-in-law)

Neuvillette, exchanging a long stare with his lover's sister in the courtroom: …

It's not like that. He can explain.

(The torrential rain outside keeps falling.)

Reading guide:

1. A silly, sweet story. Caelus clings to his big sister's coattails and coasts through life (not really). No logic.

2. Probably a short story.

3. The start date is undecided. It depends on how many people bookmark it.

Theme: Fall in love with the Hydro Dragon King.