The Crazy Girl and the Donkey-Dung Egg

A girl who loves boldly and hates just as fiercely, and an old Beijinger who doesn't dare to love but wants to. This story contains potentially upsetting elements. Please see the warnings below.

Her childhood nickname was "Crazy Girl." She was the bravest girl in the compound.

His childhood nickname was "Donkey Dung Ball." He was the bravest boy in the hutongs.

Who would have thought that after growing up, Donkey Dung Ball would be chased all over the city by Crazy Girl, leaping and scrambling to get away?

Synopsis:

Liang Yurou was disobedient from the time she was little. Her family all said she'd take a terrible fall sooner or later. Sure enough, she took a big tumble before starting university.

Di Chuanqing was disobedient from the time he was little, too. He grew up taking one big tumble after another, wilder than the stray dogs in the hutongs and more unrestrained than the hawks of the capital. He'd had three or four girlfriends, all of whom he'd parted with on good terms. All he wanted in life was to be carefree and free, until he met the young lady he couldn't afford to mess with.

Di Chuanqing: "Young miss, I'm begging you. Tell me what you like about me, and I'll change it. I'll change it right away!"

Liang Yurou: "I like how you crack jokes and act shameless. You won't be able to change that in this lifetime."

After dodging Liang Yurou for over half a year, Di Chuanqing decided to pack his bags and flee Beijing. The man who'd never been brought to heel by anyone finally gave in completely. If you can't handle her, run. Of the thirty-six stratagems, fleeing is best.

Just after arriving at Beijing Airport, he opened the group chat and saw a few people he barely knew gossiping about him.

"Chuanqing really is leaving. He's almost at the airport. Some little girl made it impossible for him to stay."

"He ought to leave. Who'd want a woman like that? I heard she had a dead baby inside her."

"What do you mean?"

"She had an abortion."

Two hours later, Di Chuanqing stood outside a small bar in Shichahai with his suitcase.

"Tell your damn boss to get out here. This bar's not staying open. I said so."

Warnings:

* Neither lead is a virgin. Yurou has had an abortion.

* Brother Qing is in his thirties and has had three or four serious girlfriends. They parted on good terms. He never played with women's feelings, so he's not a scumbag.

Theme: Anyone can pursue love