After Becoming the One Who Was Saved [Quick Transmigration]

It seems like I'm always starting new projects... If you're interested, please add this to your collection. I really want to write it, hahaha.

[Blurb]

Those who are rescued often share a few striking traits. They usually come from broken families, have tragic pasts, and wear faces that make people ache for them but also afraid to get close. In the world of online fiction, they're known as the "beautiful, strong, and tragic" type, one of today's most popular character archetypes. Qiao Mingyue's original mission was to save them, but what actually happened was...

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Qiao Mingyue's System is a low-level idiot. Before starting the mission, the two of them fiddled around for ages and finally managed to break the mission device. Qiao Mingyue abruptly changed from the rescuer into someone who needed rescuing. The plot went completely off the rails, and every tragic event landed on him. The whole rescue routine is as boring as assembly-line work, but Qiao Mingyue can't understand how those beautiful, strong, and tragic bottoms get rescued and then turn into delicate, weak, melodramatic, and arrogant little things. He uses only those four words because they're the only ones he can think of, not because there aren't plenty of other things he'd like to complain about.

Qiao Mingyue: Act like a man, will you?

But clearly, working on an assembly line is better than not knowing how to start the mission.

Rescuer No. 1: Your family is broken. You poor thing, my heart aches for you.

Qiao Mingyue: Your father's the one who needs sympathy! I'm doing just fine!

(He sees a miserable man and offers comfort. He's obviously a scumbag.)

Mission failed x1

Rescuer No. 2: Don't worry! I'll help you escape this monster's clutches and get your revenge.

Qiao Mingyue: Oh, sorry. My Jiaojiao is a cute little pet. If you insult it like that, don't blame me when it eats you.

(He makes grand promises without considering the situation. He's obviously useless.)

Mission failed x2

Rescuer No. 3: They were wrong to abandon you. I'll always be by your side, love and protect you, and never leave you, blah blah blah...

Qiao Mingyue: Done with the sweet talk? I'll pay you one yuan for that essay.

(With such a low level of manipulation, he's obviously a scumbag.)

[Reading Guide]:

1. This is an unconventional, melodramatic story. If you prefer tops, give it a try. If you prefer bottoms, go elsewhere. Mutual pampering probably isn't for you, since the bottom will suffer. Idiots and scumbags abound, and only the best of them can become Mingyue's husband.

2. The top isn't weak. Mingyue has lots of inner monologue, and every day he wakes up ready to talk back, with a mouth as sweet as honey.

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