The Scum Gong Failed His Mission, Then Got Together with the Villain

After Xi Wu was hit by a car and became a vegetable, he was unfortunately bound to a System and turned into the ultimate scumbag gong in a "chasing-your-wife-to-the-crematorium" story. To return to the real world, Xi Wu had no choice but to complete the System's missions and embark on the path of a scumbag gong chasing his wife to the crematorium.

In the early stages, he diligently played the scumbag gong, getting the hang of "substitute," "imprisonment," and "forced love." With the mission progress at 50%, all he had to do was wait for the protagonist shou to lose heart and run away with their child, then he could start the second half of the mission.

Sitting on the steps and sucking on a lollipop, Xi Wu couldn't make sense of it. The protagonist shou willingly shackled himself to Xi Wu every day. He didn't look at all like someone about to lose heart. Xi Wu glanced at the villain beside him, who was supposedly going to have a "huge showdown" with him later, and asked hesitantly, "Why hasn't he run away yet?"

The villain smiled at him. "You like playing this sort of game? I can pretend to run away."

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