The Doomed Parasitic Flower Just Wants to Eat, Drink, and Wait to Die

A spoiled, wicked cannon-fodder flower who makes a scene x various strong female leads

Weak male lead / female lead dotes on him /

Yan Li, a rookie mission-taker at the Space-Time Administration, was assigned a damsel-in-distress mission. All he had to do was live off the male lead, throw his weight around and wreak havoc using the male lead's influence, then wait for his true nature to be exposed, for everyone to turn against him, and for the male lead's destined partner to take his place. He would then become bitter, turn evil, and finally be killed by the male lead and his wife.

Yan Li was pleased. "Easy. I'm great at living off someone else."

He entered the world full of confidence, only to find that some things weren't going the way he expected. Yan Li nervously tapped the System: ...Um, what do I do if the male lead and his wife start fighting over the smallest thing?

The System replied: Stay calm. Couples always have to go through a love-hate phase early on. Audiences don't go for the weak, clingy wife archetype anymore. That's how a power couple works. You'll get used to it.

Yan Li: ...The male lead's wife says she likes me and wants to kill the male lead to set me free.

The System: Relax. The couple might be in a misunderstanding phase. Without misunderstandings, how can there be passion? And without passion, how can they get together? The author knows what they're doing. Once the misunderstanding is cleared up, you can clock out.

Yan Li: The villain kidnapped me, and the male lead and his wife have finally joined forces... But wait, I don't think I'm supposed to be part of the villain's storyline?

The System: (blacks out) (realizes the plot has veered a hundred thousand miles off course)

World One: A spoiled princeling, a concubine-born son of a vassal king who throws his weight around in a political intrigue novel

World Two: A fawning, cross-dressing darling in a survival game

World Three: A brainless damsel-in-distress little zombie in an apocalypse novel

World Four: A useless sentinel who sleeps around in a guideverse novel

World Five: A two-faced little wolf demon in a xianxia novel

Other worlds to be decided...

Content warnings:

1. The male lead is weak and short, a helpless little cutie with no fighting ability. All the female leads are strong, and he ends up happily ever after with the male lead.

2. Although he's playing a wicked cannon-fodder villain, the female leads see him as acting cute and clingy (?).

3. The male lead is brainless (seriously! He has almost no intelligence, and what little he has goes toward stumbling through his missions. Don't be too hard on our darling Li Li. It's enough for the female leads to be smart!), a pretty little darling with a princessy temper, a wicked cannon-fodder damsel in distress who is beautiful and good for nothing else.

4. The world is entirely fictional. Don't bring reality into it.

Theme: Deepen the meaning of life with every life you live