I’m a Relationship Advice Streamer in the Insectoid World

Xi An was a 21st-century relationship-advice streamer on Douyin, spending every day listening to outrageous love stories on livestream. One day, she suddenly went along with the trend and transmigrated.

Xi An: Believe it or not, I became a male Zerg in Zerg society, and a useless one with a mental-power disorder.

After I refused the Male Zerg Association's forced matchmaking, I was left penniless and on the verge of bankruptcy, about to become homeless. So I went back to my old job and started livestreaming as a relationship-advice host on the Star Network. To my surprise, I became a huge hit.

Xi An: Sir, tell us your story.

A certain male Zerg cried his eyes out after connecting: I'm pursuing a Zerg. I buy him flowers, take him out to eat, and let him spend whatever he wants on my card, but he's with another Zerg!

Listeners: What kind of female Zerg doesn't know how lucky he is? Find out who he is and let us all have a look!

Xi An sipped her tea, unfazed. “And then?”

The male Zerg: Then I begged them not to get together.

Xi An: How did you beg?

The male Zerg: I cried and begged. I was so pitiful, but he didn't even look at me.

Xi An: And then?

The male Zerg: Then I married his female spouse's older brother.

His female spouse's... older brother? Huh?

A lighthearted, ridiculous story with hardly any romance. I don't know when I'll start writing it. We'll see.

Theme: Listen to and laugh at ridiculous love stories