Transmigrated into the Insect World, and I Still Have to Tell Fortunes?

A roguish, flirtatious, easygoing, cool top x a devoted, noble major general bottom, a loyal military male insect

One-on-one romance

Jin Zhou has been unlucky ever since birth. His parents died when he was young, he has no car or house, and anyone he gets close to is doomed. Finally, he gritted his teeth and went up a mountain to become a Daoist priest. For ten years, he lived alone, doing good deeds and accumulating merit. He killed ghosts, told fortunes, saved a young woman trying to drown herself for love, and took a knife from a mentally ill person. So why did he fail to build up any merit, and why did he transmigrate out of nowhere over the smallest thing?

As a marginal male insect in society, he still has no car, no house, and no savings. He lives on the monthly allowance the empire gives male insects. One day, he sees a news story on the StarNet: the young male heir of the Rossiter family has mysteriously vanished. A reward of one million star coins will be given for any useful information!

Jin Zhou chews on a ration biscuit, casually casts a divination, then leaves a comment on the StarNet: "South of the crater on the planet Tagir in the Betelgeuse system. He's alive."

Netizens: "? How can you know where he is?"

Jin Zhou: "If I say he's there, he's there. Remember to pay me when you find him."

The sound of one million coins hitting his account is music to his ears. Jin Zhou becomes famous overnight and is invited to livestream fortune-telling on the StarNet. He streams sporadically, working for a few days and then slacking off, yet his livestreams become more and more popular.

A certain insect: "Where is my future husband? What's his name, what does he look like, and what is he doing right now?"

Jin Zhou: (Smiles and gives a perfunctory answer) "In your heart."

All the male insects: "His smile is so handsome! I'm in love!" (Screenshots, screenshots, screenshots) (Sending gifts, sending gifts, sending gifts)

Jin Zhou always thought that Major General Phoenix was the first true friend he'd made in this strange world, someone he could trust with a third of his heart. Friends sharing an umbrella, changing clothes, holding hands, and hugging are all perfectly normal, right?

Right...?

At a time like this, the proud young noble major general was damnably innocent. He slowly took off his neatly pressed uniform, eyes lowered, and stammered, "It wouldn't be proper to lose my virginity before marriage... But I'm willing to give myself to you completely now."

Jin Zhou: "No, wait! Since when did things get to the point where we're getting married? Aren't we best friends?"

He had no idea.

Jin Zhou, confused, bewildered, and slow to catch on, had never before faced a male insect's advances without skillfully flirting back. Instead, after freezing for half a minute, he resolutely slammed the door and ran.

"No, don't be like this, don't be like this..."

Three classic rejections from the cool guy.

November 30, 2023.

Theme: A life spent doing good deeds and accumulating merit.