A Guide to a Happy Ending for the Weak and Scumbag Top

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"The Dark Moonlight's Game of Life" sharp-tongued Master, irresistible top

A fictional, imaginary setting. Please don't apply it to real life.*

[Warnings up front (if these are dealbreakers for you, please leave now, thank you): 1. The top is genuinely sick and weak, coughing up blood every few steps and often in a state of "almost dead, but still barely breathing." 2. The top naturally attracts everyone, but, in keeping with this story's title, he only ends up with the male lead. 3. Strong/strong, weak/strong: choose whichever dynamic you like. 4. Either no sex, or the top is weak in bed.]

Shen Yuan lay in a hospital bed, on the verge of death, when he was forced to bind himself to a Scum Top System. His task was to play a scum top despised by countless readers. Once he completed his mission, he could make any wish he wanted.

He was the eldest senior brother of an immortal sect, selfishly jealous of his junior brother's talent for cultivation and luring him into giving up his golden core so he could refine it.

He was the scheming, black-lotus fake heir, arrogant and two-faced, who drove the real heir out of the wealthy family.

He was the arrogant, villainous male insect who forcibly took the protagonist bottom for himself, then cast him aside without a second thought.

He was a womanizer who conned a lovesick man out of nearly all his money through online dating, then ran off as soon as he'd gotten it.

His conscience was uneasy, and his morals condemned him. But Shen Yuan completed his missions brilliantly. Just as he happily wished to live another twenty years, the central device collapsed with a crash, and he returned to the very beginning of the story.

Shen Yuan: ? Give me a break.

The System told him that the protagonist bottoms, who should have seen through worldly affairs after heartbreak, comprehended the Great Dao, and pursued their careers, had all gone mad. Their corruption levels had soared far beyond the limit, making the small worlds extremely unstable. They desperately needed him to go back and save them. There was just one unpleasant catch: all the bottoms he'd cruelly hurt, used, and abandoned had been reborn. The world had restarted, and both he and the protagonist bottoms had the complete script.

Shen Yuan: I'm doomed. They're going to get their revenge on me, aren't they?

The protagonist bottoms did take their revenge, but somehow it didn't quite seem like revenge. What exactly was going on?

Shen Yuan asked in confusion, "How did you manage to make yourself feel better in just one night?"

"Just kiss me once, and I'll give you my life."

The protagonist bottom gripped his waist, eyes red, and put on a tearjerking scene of offering up his life for love. Shen Yuan was sickly and terribly weak, unable to fight back, so he gave up and told him the whole truth.

"Yeah, I did it. What are you going to do, kill me?" (. jpg)

First world: Sickly, gentle, beautiful eldest senior brother (completed)

Second world: Online-dating womanizer scumbag (completed)

Third world: Beautiful, arrogant villainous male insect (completed)

Fourth world: Emotionally oblivious assassin

Fifth world: Fussy, arrogant fake heir, the little prince

Sixth world: Cold, world-weary disabled young master

Seventh world: Selfish, scheming black-lotus dodder vine in the apocalypse

Theme: In a world that endlessly repeats itself, only sincerity can be exchanged for sincerity.