The Beloved, Easygoing Slacker Is Caught in a Love Triangle

[The full novel costs just three yuan to subscribe to. Thanks to everyone who supports the official release!] [Universally adored bottom × fragmented top (aloof/gentle/yandere/doting father type) × everyone is sexually inexperienced] Wu Lizhu was brought into the cultivation world by his master as a child. The cultivation world is full of people who work themselves to the bone, and powerful experts are everywhere. Knowing he couldn't compete, he settled down to live as a slacker. At twenty-five, Wu Lizhu had several prophetic dreams in which he died young because he was too weak. The slacker struggled. The slacker couldn't come up with a single viable plan. The slacker gave up. As he continued to laze around, reality began to take a strange turn. Strange occurrence number one: He met the sect's holy son, someone he had never encountered in his dreams. In a secret realm, they were both poisoned by an aphrodisiac. Under the influence of its heady fragrance, they nearly consummated their relationship. Afterward, the aloof, noble young man sought him out. “I should take responsibility for what happened. I'd like to become your cultivation partner.” Strange occurrence number two: His junior sect brother, who was always cold and gloomy in his dreams, began to approach him and grow close to him. His junior brother invites him to practice swordplay. Their movements are so intimate it looks more like flirting than sparring. He plants parasitic bugs on Wu Lizhu to spy on him in secret. When he catches Wu Lizhu fooling around with another man, his junior brother wipes his thighs and says in a menacing tone, “Senior Brother, I really should lock you up.” Strange occurrence number three: The sect leader, as detached and otherworldly as an immortal, says he wants to take Wu Lizhu as his disciple. Wu Lizhu has been reprimanded by his master twice, and the sect leader was present both times. The first time, the sect leader stopped his master, his voice cool and clear. “Disciples may not be physically punished without cause. Go accept your own punishment.” The second time, the sect leader's gaze turned cold as he told Wu Lizhu's master, “If you don't know how to teach a disciple, I'll teach him myself.” Strange occurrence number four: His childhood friend, an older brother figure never mentioned in his dreams, has also entered the immortal realm. His childhood friend accidentally cultivates the ghost path, quietly staying by his side and keeping him safe. When Wu Lizhu is in danger, his childhood friend suddenly appears and takes care of every problem. Stroking Wu Lizhu's cheek, he sighs, “You need your big brother, so your big brother will always be here.” * Wu Lizhu escapes his destined death, only to face a more difficult problem: his love life... These men are fighting and scheming against each other over him. Who does he like best? The slacker can't think of an answer and gives up completely :) A few things to know: 1. This is my take on a cultivation world. The plot serves the romance, so please don't take it too seriously. 2. This is a sweet story. Each version of the top gets an equal share of affection. 3. Based on reader feedback, the story has a strong focus on just one pairing, so it may not be for everyone. 4. The author's notes will occasionally include bonus skits. Feel free to hide them or leave them visible. 5. You don't need to tell me if you drop the story. Please don't attack the characters or insult the author. 6. After completion, the anti-piracy ratio will be raised to 70%. 7. Thanks to every reader who supports the official release. Happy reading! Upcoming novel: "How a Little Widower Wins Over the Mad and Powerful". Please add it to your list!... Ruan Yan'an's husband has died. At the funeral hall, he cries until his eyes are red. His husband loved him and treated him wonderfully, never letting him suffer even the slightest hardship. Now that he's dead, people of all kinds are eyeing the vast Tao estate. Ruan Yan'an is gentle and timid, and can't handle the situation at all. Even the System deceives him. It promised that he'd be able to go home after completing the task, then disappeared for three whole years. After the seventh day of mourning for his husband, the System returns. It tells Ruan Yan'an, “Host, you just need to win over three more important characters and you can go home. I swear I'm not lying this time.” Th-three of them?! The pretty young man stares wide-eyed, looking deeply aggrieved. “I-I can't do it.” Following the System's instructions, Ruan Yan'an climbs into Target One's bed and nearly cries himself breathless. Barely escaping his clutches, he is then forcibly seized by Target Two and locked in the palace, where he has to serve him day and night. Unable to bear it, Ruan Yan'an wants to give up the task. He ignores the System's pleas and runs away, only for Target Three to fall in love with him at first sight, sending him down the same path again. Just as he is about to give up resisting, the three lovers run into each other. Ruan Yan'an panics. “What do I do, System? I'm done for! Think of something, quick!” The System looks at the three progress bars, all at one hundred percent, and falls silent for a moment. “You might want to prepare for them all to come together...” Ruan Yan'an: “!?!” You told me to win them over, but you don't even provide after-sales service?! [A master seducer, white-lotus, crybaby bottom × a group of powerful, shameless, fragmented tops] P.S. The bottom is not sexually inexperienced; all the tops are. Theme: Everyone deserves to be loved