The Idiot Cannon Fodder Gets Caught in a Love Triangle [Quick Transmigration]

* My next novel, The Bunny's a Little Fussy, but Everyone Loves Him!, is now being published~ Su Nian has a face that looks weak and easy to bully, but he's told he has to play the role of a vicious, overbearing or stupidly arrogant cannon-fodder character in various worlds. The people in these worlds are stranger than the last. They practically beg him to bully them, and not only do they fail to follow the original plot and eliminate him, they dote on him and indulge him, developing feelings that go far beyond what's expected. World 1: High school bully Everyone at No. 1 High knows the school bully. What makes him famous isn't his fighting skill or his ruthless methods, but his looks: smooth as jade, with a complexion as fresh as spring. Whenever he appears, the people facing him are so dazzled they lose without a fight. Unfortunately, his bad temper is real. He runs wild at school, doing whatever he wants. If someone annoys him, he bullies them. If he likes someone, he takes them for himself and makes them his slave, ordering them to serve him at meals and help him get dressed, even warming his bed at night. At last, one day, his underlings can't stand his abuse anymore and rebel. Su Nian cowers nervously in a corner as a pack of wolves surrounds him. “I-I won't be the school bully anymore, and I won't bully anyone. Isn't that enough?” “No. Pick one. Who do you want?” World 2: Cross-dressing streamer Su Nian becomes a cross-dressing streamer hated across the internet. Just after netizens dig up his scandalous past, he happens to lose a PK match and is forced to show his face on camera. The viewers who were insulting him fall silent when they see his unbelievably beautiful face. “She looks so beautiful. Who cares if she made a few mistakes? Just punish her by letting her eat only three meals today.” The top donor who unfollowed and blocked him starts throwing money at him again: You must have had a good reason. The top streamer who used to target him wins their PK, but only asks him to sweetly call him “big brother.” The professional esports player whom he'd used for clout and who hated him now secretly tips him from an alternate account and calls him his wife. Su Nian is troubled as the plot keeps going further off course. He thinks everything will return to normal once he reveals his true gender. His phone lights up with messages from the top donor, the top streamer, and the esports player. [Want to meet? We won't do anything else, I promise.] World 3: Doomsday parasitic flower World 4: Country widow World 5: Gloomy sidekick Poor Su Nian works like a dog every day, following the rich heirs around. He envies them, yet obeys because of their money. Even when the rich heirs treat him well, he sees it as charity. Behind their backs, he pulls various tricks, betrays and sells them out, acting one way to their faces and another behind their backs. Later, he comes up with a new plan: make them turn against one another and compete for his attention. So today he passionately confesses to one, and tomorrow he flirts with another, leading them all by the nose. After all, he won't fall for any of them. There's no doubt about it: he's been caught. They hate him so much their teeth grind, yet they can't do anything to him. “How many big brothers do you have, anyway?” [Naturally flirtatious, universally adored bottom x various obsessive, loyal-to-their-love tops who come around] Coming soon The Bunny's a Little Fussy, but Everyone Loves Him! Zhong Nian is a fluffy rabbit spirit who accidentally enters an infinite-flow world and becomes a player. He's never suffered hardship before, and all kinds of strange humans and NPCs scare him to tears. “The way they look at me, it's like they want to skin me and turn me into roast rabbit!” The System brings up his stats: “Baby, your Divine Adoration is at the highest level! Even monsters will like you. Don't be scared, go for it!” World 1: Cruise ship hostage crisis A group of kidnappers takes over a luxurious cruise ship on an eight-day, seven-night voyage, turning everyone on board into hostages. The wealthy passengers are especially high on the kidnappers' list. Zhong Nian is only a cruise ship attendant. Before the incident, he serves VIP guests; after it happens, he has to serve the kidnappers too. His mission is to survive the eight days. Zhong Nian can't swim, and he overhears that the kidnappers have planted a bomb on the ship: “...” All he can do is nervously serve the kidnappers well. But after one mistake, the kidnapper leader grabs him and lifts him up. Zhong Nian: Aaaaaah! He's going to throw me into the sea!!! The next second, he lands on a bed. Zhong Nian: Huh? World 2: Demon town The strange, uncanny town is always wrapped in fog. Rumor has it that demons disguise themselves as humans to deceive people. Once they get inside a house, they eat their prey at night. [Mission: Find the demon disguised as a human in your group.] On the first day, Zhong Nian is accused. “He looked at me and almost stole my soul! So he has to be a demon!” Zhong Nian looks completely innocent: Huh? At night, Zhong Nian is unlucky enough to be visited by demons again and again, yet he always walks out of his room unharmed the next morning. It's just that his mouth is terribly swollen. World 3: Dark forum A certain urban legend has been circulating lately: a mysterious organization exists on a dark forum. Once you apply to join, you're given a task every day. Complete it to receive a reward, or face punishment. Zhong Nian tentatively clicks into the forum, then nervously accepts the tasks. [Task 1: Post a picture of your legs.] Zhong Nian takes a picture of his snow-white thighs. [Task 2: Put on a maid outfit and make a video.] In the video, Zhong Nian the maid puts on a disdainful expression and says to the camera, “Master.” [Task 3: Let me hear you call me hubby.] Zhong Nian completes one task after another. He thinks the person behind the scenes must have a filthy mind, but since the tasks are online, he can just about tolerate them. That is, until the forum posts a new task: attend an in-person gathering of the organization. (The worlds in this blurb are tentative, 2024.2.22) Theme: Love life and keep striving