[Western Crossover] Turning Down the Broke Little Reporter Again and Again

Blurb

Everyone knows that some villains just love using all kinds of high-tech gadgets to give their old rivals... children.

It's perfectly reasonable for people to covet a superhero's excellent genes!

So when a little owl who claimed to be his son came knocking at the Wayne Manor door, with another little owl tied to him, Bruce was perfectly calm.

Calm... my ass!

He's only twenty, so how the hell does he already have such a big son?!

"They were grown using genetic technology. It's normal for our ages not to line up," his bargain-bin son reassures him without changing expression.

Bruce takes a deep breath and asks probing questions: "If you were specifically bred to be an assassin, why did you betray the Court of Owls?"

A certain transmigrated eldest son of the Zoldyck family answers with righteous conviction: "They wanted me to kill people, but they didn't pay me."

Anyone with half a brain knows how to choose between working for free for the Court of Owls and claiming a billionaire dad!

Bruce: "..."

He looks at the other kid. "What about this one? Is he my son too?"

"No," Xiao Yi shakes his head. "He's a bonus."

Dick, the Talon who got dragged here by his partner: "???"

Clark is a reporter with a strong sense of justice.

His ordinary identity is perfect for investigating things that would be inconvenient to look into as his other self.

One day, he disguises himself and goes to a bar to gather evidence of the owner's crimes...

Then falls in love at first sight with a beautiful woman with long, straight black hair, dressed in a qipao.

Xiao Yi, who is undercover in women's clothes for a mission: ?

Americans have always been open about romance. After teaming up with the brave and resilient "beauty" to foil the bar owner's scheme, Clark boldly confesses, blushing.

Xiao Yi: A broke reporter? No thanks.

Clark: QAQ

Brave Clark fears no hardship. After running into the beauty repeatedly, he becomes even more convinced that their meeting is fate. No matter how many times his confession is rejected, he just gets more determined.

Until they discover each other's true identities.

Clark's pupils quake.

------The girl he likes turns out to be a guy, and his partner's son, no less. What should he do? Asking online, and it's urgent!!

Xiao Yi: Oh? Strong enough not to die easily, and good-looking too (most importantly, he can make diamonds by hand). He meets the Zoldyck family's standards for a son-in-law.

Xiao Yi nods in satisfaction: It's not entirely out of the question.

And so, the highly decisive eldest Wayne barges into the Justice League's meeting room and announces in front of everyone: "I accept your confession. When are we getting married?"

Under his partner's murderous glare and the threat of Kryptonite, Clark retreats in terror. "N-no, no, no..."

CP: Superman x Xiao Yi

[Reading Guide]

1. In this world, Xiao Yi's body is a Bat-kid genetically bred by the Court of Owls. He's a little older than Dick, and the eldest son in the Wayne family!

(His younger brothers: We can't spend another day in this control-freak family!)

2. Xiao Yi doesn't have his Hunter x Hunter memories at first. They'll gradually come back later, along with his Nen abilities.

3. As you can tell from the blurb, this is another crack pairing. This is my own take on the world, the timeline is a mess, and there will be OOC characters.

Theme: Everything is for the sake of saving the world.