Mind Reader's House

[Unhinged crack pairing: Saiki x Hao]

Roughly, it's a story about Hao, who is reincarnated into Saiki's world, and has a romance with Kusuo as an "ordinary person." At first, neither of them knows the other has special abilities. After they become a couple, they adopt a son and a daughter: Reborn and Anya.

That's it, I just want to see what kind of chemistry a family of mind readers would have. (Though Reborn can't actually read minds, his ability to read people is good enough to make him half a "mind reader.")

The thoughts of this unusual family:

After becoming the Shaman King, Asakura Hao felt he had reached the peak of life. He couldn't think of anything else to strive for, so he fell into a deep sleep.

When he woke up, he discovered that he had been reincarnated into a strange new world, and most of his powers had been sealed.

Hao: I thought Heaven wanted me to reincarnate again so I could experience an ordinary, uneventful life. I got a boyfriend, and he's wonderful. I think being an ordinary person is pretty happy, too.

Saiki: I thought the gods had finally grown a conscience and given me a boyfriend who could block my powers. We dated as students, got married after graduation, and I finally got to experience the happiness of an ordinary person.

Anya: Huh? I transmigrated? My new family seems pretty nice. Let's listen to what they're thinking... Why are both of my dads looking at me?

Reborn's version: I was once the world's greatest hitman, but one day I was cursed and turned into a baby. The Mafia abandoned me, and Checker Face drove me out. Today, I'm making a powerful return with my family of mind readers. Send me 50 and I'll tell you my revenge plan! (Just kidding. Reborn really will become a baby, but he'll keep his memories of the past.)

I haven't figured out the blurb yet. I'll revise it later, but the premise won't change.

Theme: A family that loves one another