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Jiu Zhu discovered a game. As soon as she registered, she drew a gold-glowing talent skill: [Disney Princess on the Run]
Fortunately, all it did was make little animals love her. It didn't mean a stepmother would chase her around trying to feed her poison apples.
So she smashed pots! Rummaged through trash cans!
Skipped the story!
Tried to pull down NPCs' pants!
And charged straight at anything with a health bar!
Isn't that just basic player behavior?
But then a whole pile of gold-glowing items from the game's inventory mysteriously appeared on her desk.
Jiu Zhu: ?
She looked at the new things in her room, then at her computer screen, and quietly picked up the phone.
"Hello, Special Affairs Bureau."
"Hi, I'd like to turn in my computer."
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In the year 901 of the Shanhai calendar, the continent of Aofa came into contact with Blue Star, and the civilizations of the two worlds began to merge.
Everyone heard a crisp mechanical voice: [Ding-dong, global game open beta begins]
Game instances began appearing in the real world as another world steadily seeped through.
What? Playing games can improve your physical fitness and teach you magic, too?
It's time to show the people of another world the 108 ways to cook monsters, and introduce them to the delicious world of magical beasts!
You don't know how to eat magical beasts? Why not read the Classic of Mountains and Seas?
As long as it has a health bar, even a god can be killed!
The monsters of the Classic of Mountains and Seas looked at the magical beasts on the other side, who seemed to have no sense at all, and silently breathed a sigh of relief. "Who's going to smuggle Taotie over there? I think he'd make an outstanding contribution to the battle against the octopus evil god!"
If it's edible, even an evil god can be stewed in a pot.
The other world, which had assumed it had found an easy target to invade: ???
Wait, you even eat evil gods?! Isn't that a bit too extreme?
Jiu Zhu smiled with the utmost kindness. "You're awake? It's too late to evacuate. Nüwa has already sealed the world passage shut with Five-Colored Stones!"
■ My next novel takes place during the miserable senior year of high school, where everyone is working themselves to the bone. There's a stubbornly argumentative fortune-teller at school.
A school bully and a top student are locked in a passionate, tragic romance.
Jiang Xia: "Her boyfriend is bad luck for her. He's sucking away her fortune. She could've changed her fate with the college entrance exams, but now she's going to get pregnant before marriage before she even graduates."
A wealthy heiress runs off with a pretty-boy gold digger.
Jiang Xia: "Can people really believe love can overcome every obstacle? That guy's not just greedy, he's dangerous. Her parents will be harmed, and that poor cat will have to take the hit for its owner."
At first, everyone thought Jiang Xia was just being contrary. After all, some people's unfortunate circumstances were impossible to ignore.
Until
The top student dumped the school bully and went on to become the top scorer in the exams.
The wealthy heiress left the pretty-boy gold digger and went on to build a successful career.
Huh? Jiang Xia might actually know what she's talking about!
While everyone desperately tried to find the fortune-teller, Jiang Xia's own life was just as eventful.
She went out to eat and caught a fugitive wanted for decades.
She went for a walk and took down an entire human trafficking ring.
She went on vacation and pulled the remains of a person missing for years out of a well.
She rented a place and found human remains buried in concrete.
The Jiangcheng police were thrilled. Their long-criticized case-solving efficiency had finally improved!
"So how do you manage to be at every crime scene?"
Jiang Xia: "If I said the dead told me, you wouldn't believe me.
I speak for the dead and uphold the rights of the living! If you can't see that, it's because you didn't study hard enough!"
The ghostly figures standing behind Jiang Xia all nodded together. Exactly! The Ghost Marshal is always right!
Theme: Long for the light even when surrounded by darkness
Ancestors, Save Me! Kitty, Save Me!
I Rose from the Coffin, and Now My Nemesis Won't Leave Me Alone
Whether Alive or Dead, Obey the Law
In Konoha, Raising Naruto
Don't Let the Instance Collapse [Infinite]
Lovecraftian Ninja Cat
Ninja World Development Plan
After the Parasitic Flower Was Entangled by an Evil God
After Mistaking Izuna for Sasuke
Building a Pirate Crew in the Ninja World
Love Stories Between Different Species
I Use a Simulator to Create a Secret Identity
Scream! Taotie, why do you eat everything?
Could it really be the king?
Wow, that's amazing, a weak and scheming lady.
After asking the noble lady for her opinion, there is no need for the commoner child to ask for her opinion, right? Taking children away from their parents and brainwashing them into serving as subordinates under the pretense of doing it for their own good? Made me laugh so hard.
Unlimited buffet, I love it, the teppanyaki octopus balls, all grilled
I realized, maybe the so-called war between gods is actually a fight between local gods and Cthulhu gods, but the local gods cannot defeat them. So they were lost, and their original position was replaced by the Cthulhu series. The game invasion was caused by Cthulhu
Thank you for the limited fee. I have finished reading it. It is a good story. I always feel that I still have more to learn.
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2025.12.09Thank you for free
🐶🌹🐶🌹 I recommend the next book "The God Stick Says You Must Believe in Science" In the hard-fought senior year of high school, a spiritual stick appears in the school. The school bully and the school bully have a deep sadomasochistic relationship Jiang Xia: "Her boyfriend defeated her and sucked her luck. She could have changed her destiny by taking the college entrance examination, but she ended up getting pregnant before she graduated from high school." The eldest lady was dragged away by Phoenix Man to elope Jiang Xia: "Is there anyone who really believes that love can overcome all difficulties? That man is not only greedy for money but also murders his own life. His parents will be killed, and the poor cat will have to fend off disasters for its owner." At first, everyone thought Jiang Xia was just making excuses. After all, the downfall of some people should not be too obvious. Until—— The academic tyrant immediately became the number one scholar after he kicked the school tyrant. Rich lady has a successful career after leaving Phoenix Man Huh? Jiang Xia seems to have something! Just when they were frantically trying to find the fortune teller, Jiang Xia's life was particularly exciting. Have a meal and catch a wanted criminal who has been on the run for decades. After a short walk, we uncovered a large-scale human trafficking organization. Take a trip and fish out a body that has been missing for many years from the bottom of a well Renting a house, I found human body fragments buried in cement. Jiangcheng police are overjoyed. The efficiency of case handling that has been criticized for many years has finally improved! "So how do you do it, being at the scene of the crime every time." Jiang Xia: "If I said this was what the deceased told me, you would definitely not believe it. Speak for the dead and speak for the rights of the living! If you can't see it, it means you don't study well! " Many ghost figures standing behind Jiang Xia nodded in unison, that's it! Everything Mr. Ghost said is right!