Building a Pirate Crew in the Ninja World

■Ongoing: Ninja World Development Plan. Coming soon: Reaper by Position, in Konoha. Please add them to your collection! After twenty years in the Grand Line, Miss Haruno opened her eyes again and found herself back at the age of six. Looking at her friends beside her, who hadn't yet been worn down by paperwork to the point of fainting or lost a hand and left Konoha, Miss Haruno nodded excitedly. This time, there was still time to change everything. The night of the Uchiha clan massacre was fast approaching. Looking at that seemingly ever more twisted brother-obsessed boy, Miss Haruno still decided to leave the problem to someone else. Excuse me, King Wen, is this how the Uchiha clan's brother complex works? And First Hokage, is your Will of Fire about making children burn themselves up to nourish the village? The Second Hokage was the first to kick open his coffin lid and rise from the dead. I told you to study hard and focus on education. Why did you put your own ideas into the curriculum? "How many times have I told you? The Will of Fire is not a pyramid scheme!!" * Looking at the founding generation brought back through Impure World Reincarnation, along with the Whitebeard Pirates she had summoned, Miss Haruno suddenly felt that something was off. "Gurarara! Naruto, become my son!" "You have a younger brother too? Mine's super cute! I've got tons of wanted posters of Luffy! Wait, what are you planning to do to your little brother? That's not a brother complex!!! Your brother's great. I'm taking him with me!" Looking at the Moby Dick built in the ninja world, and the Whitebeard Pirates seemingly replacing Snake Lady as the world's biggest child-trafficking operation, Miss Haruno, who had been reborn, felt a headache coming on. Had she accidentally thrown the whole ninja world off course? The ninja who once thought of themselves as blades and weapons now carried hoes and farmed while discussing the Revolutionary Army's platform. "Use Wood Release to develop some hybrid crops first! I want to eat strawberries the size of bowls!" As for romance? She had only two requirements: good looks, and no Uchiha surname. ■Coming soon, please add to your collection! Reaper by Position, in Konoha When disaster struck, the desperate Fourth Hokage began summoning the God of Death, preparing to seal away half of the Nine-Tails. But something seemed to go wrong. "Are you my Master? No! You're the one who summoned the God of Death!" The beautiful red-haired girl said this with an air of not being especially bright. "Wait, doesn't this famous scene feel a little too familiar?!" The Fourth Hokage was still confused when she put on an expression like she was about to steal a child and reached out with her sinful hand. "Hold on!" * Minazuki Natsuka, a transmigrator. At first, she thought she'd be playing a palace-intrigue simulator or something like an empress's harem. Then she died young, but luckily got a job offer from Hell and became an honorable civil servant. But through a twist of fate, someone summoned her, and she came face to face with someone who was all too familiar. "Your son is wonderful. Can you give him to me?" "He's my son!" "You're about to die anyway. Why not sell your son to me? Oh, and before you go, my friend, would you like to hear about a job with five kinds of insurance, a housing fund, and weekends off?" What job?! I just want my child! "By the way, you can apply for fifteen days of annual leave to visit your family!" "We'll sign this employment contract! But why do you want to take care of Naruto?" A strange emotion surfaced in the eyes of the woman who had seemed a little off from the start. "Maybe because he's the sun." The sun ought to hang high in the sky and enjoy everything it deserves. Note: Naruto is raised by her, and they fall in love after he comes of age. Theme: A gem covered in dust needs to be polished with extra care.