The Moody Big Sister

"Men? Hah. The sense of security a man can give you is nothing compared to sleep shorts or a 420 mm sanitary pad."

The woman who can say this to a crowd without batting an eye is Miss Zansi Saisei, who works in production support for the show Together with Mom.

Miss Zansi has a way with words. Some of her most notable speeches include: "Working is for dogs," "I'm not pathetic enough because you haven't paid me enough to be pathetic, Director," "Why does this job keep piling up like noodles?" and "The world is raping my mind."

Other than that, Miss Zansi is just an ordinary office drone like everyone else, complaining every day about having to start work too early and finish too late.

Miss Zansi has had a crush for a full ten years on Omota Rimichi, who plays the show's "big brother gymnast." She could well hold the Guinness World Record for "Longest time spent crushing on Omota Rimichi."

You'd think Miss Zansi would have a great chance, since in a way, she's known Omota Rimichi for ten years and could even be called his childhood friend, if you stretch the definition.

But so far, there's been no progress at all.

Miss Zansi thinks the problem is that Omota Rimichi has terrible taste.

She hasn't realized that she might have had a chance.

She might have had a chance, if she weren't the show's costume designer with a very particular taste in clothes for her beloved big brother Rimichi.

And so begins a dark comedy of workplace resentment and grown-up shamelessness (?)!

*All I can say is that I've wanted to bang big brother Rimichi for ages. Even though this is a dead fandom, I just... couldn't resist digging a hole!

*Seriously, is there something wrong with me, jumping into every dead fandom I find? Am I a cyber cat with a sensitive tongue?

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