My Archenemy Keeps Trying to Kill Me

[Top-focused story] A scheming, seemingly innocent SSS-level mobile disaster top × an instinct-driven, short-tempered, sharp-tongued, stubborn bottom who’s his nemesis Ming Zhao is handsome and refined, comes from a privileged family, and treats people kindly. Everyone who has met him praises him to no end. Everyone, that is, except his nemesis. They’ve been at each other’s throats since childhood, can’t stand the sight of each other, and are as incompatible as fire and water. Yet the inexplicably appearing tentacles go wild and surge toward his nemesis, craving him desperately. The heady scent, the squirming stomach, the mouth salivating uncontrollably. Ming Zhao’s Adam’s apple bobbed as he stared at his nemesis with an increasingly intense gaze. As Ming Zhao struggled between eating him and not eating him, he gradually realized that something seemed off about the other man. Specifically, he would: Secretly follow him and collect things he’d used Put up with Ming Zhao’s provocations without retaliating Frequently engineer seemingly casual physical contact Ming Zhao: ? Could his nemesis have a crush on him? When disaster struck the world, Ming Zhao was still pondering his many horrifying tentacles when his impatient nemesis broke in and pressed a huge knife against his neck. “I finally caught you!” Later, The SSS-level disaster known by the codename “Chaos” descended from the sky like an evil god. Its tentacles blotted out the heavens, bringing an indescribable terror to everyone below and leaving them trembling all over. He couldn’t see anyone else. He held out a tentacle to Qi Yuan. “Now, my partner, come here.” Bottom’s perspective: Qi Yuan is loyal and responsible, the most upright kind of good person in everyone’s eyes. And yet every night in his dreams, he thinks about tearing off his nemesis’s mask and stomping on him a few times. One day, government employees knocked on his door. “Mr. Qi, there’s no time to explain. Please join our world-saving team and help save the world!” Qi Yuan: ??? “So you’re saying my nemesis is going to destroy the world, and before the world resets you discovered that he has a crush on me?” The government employee nodded. The government had two plans: A. Get together with his nemesis and change his heart. B. Kill him before he destroys the world. Qi Yuan shouted himself hoarse: BBBBBBBB! (Mashing the button) There’s no way I’m getting together with him. Not in this lifetime. (Smiles) Later: Well, anything is possible. [Please note] 1. The top and bottom really do try to hurt each other badly at first. 2. The tentacles have no self-awareness. 3. The top and bottom are endgame. Please check out my new upcoming story, The Top Protagonist’s Novel Takes a Pure-Love 1v1 Route, a bottom-focused story: On the day he turned eighteen after finishing his college entrance exams, Xia Qinglu secretly tried drinking with his childhood friend, Chu Wangnan. He woke up hungover and received a gift from the world consciousness: a novel. Xia Qinglu opened it. Xia Qinglu closed it. Xia Qinglu: !!! A shocking discovery: What do I do about my childhood friend being an erotic novel’s all-conquering top, screwing everything in sight seven times a night? Trembling, Xia Qinglu struggled to find his own part among the pages of indecent text. He was the first person his childhood friend would sleep with after turning eighteen, the pure-hearted childhood friend archetype. Even after his friend started collecting one lover after another, he would remain devoted to him. Xia Qinglu: ...Goodbye, then. He quickly changed his college entrance exam preferences and decided to run as far away as possible from his lustful childhood friend. Chu Wangnan was an all-conquering top in an erotic novel, astonishingly potent and able to go at it for seven days and seven nights with a whole harem without ever dying of exhaustion. Now, he was just a virgin with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs, and breathtaking good looks, troubled by his libido and about to attend the same university as Xia Qinglu. He had no idea that his pure-hearted childhood friend had already packed up and run away in the original story. He was supposed to meet a married-neighbor type, a hot junior student, a gentle senior, an icy professor, and a string of other lovers. Chu Wangnan waited foolishly at college for Xia Qinglu, only to hear that Xia Qinglu had gone to a university on the other side of the country. Chu Wangnan crushed a water bottle in his fist, face darkening. “Xia Qinglu, just you wait.” Chu Wangnan punched one junior and senior after another on campus, while Xia Qinglu happily settled into college life. Chu Wangnan woke up every day with a dark face, radiating murderous intent and telling everyone to stay away. Xia Qinglu woke up every day and shouted, “I love life!” full of energy. Chu Wangnan made a surprise solo trip to the bottom’s university. Xia Qinglu was having too much fun to remember that Chu Wangnan existed, until he cheerfully turned around and saw Chu Wangnan’s ferocious face. Xia Qinglu: ...I’m, I’m done for. “The married neighbor, the hot junior, the gentle senior, the icy professor, huh?” Chu Wangnan forcefully locked an arm around Xia Qinglu’s waist, his scorching body drawing close as he bit and nuzzled his ear. “It’s fine. We can try them all, one at a time.” Xia Qinglu: Nooo! He doesn’t want to play embarrassing roleplay games! His little body can’t take it! Theme: People should learn to understand and accept one another