Weren’t You Supposed to Be Homophobic?

[Coming soon: After the Down-and-Out International Student Is Spoiled by a Cold-Faced Hunk] Please add it to your reading list~ Wen Nuo is the handsomest guy in A University's fine arts department, though everyone calls him the department's beauty. His exquisite looks made him famous across campus as soon as he enrolled, and with his great family background and sweet personality, he has no shortage of admirers. At a classmate's birthday party, Wen Nuo lost a game and was egged on to take a dare. The dare: Pick anyone on the first page of his WeChat contacts and confess to them. Wen Nuo opened WeChat. Nine of his ten friends were hopeless admirers, and the last was Ying Li, his campus-heartthrob roommate, whom he'd added himself but never spoken to. Relieved, Wen Nuo confessed to his roommate as if he had just been saved. Everyone laughed and said Wen Nuo couldn't take a joke. After all, everyone knew A University's campus heartthrob was a painfully homophobic, untouchable beauty. Outside of class and lab work, he was always working part-time. He'd already turned down countless admirers since enrolling, so there was no doubt he'd reject a confession. Wen Nuo smiled, then looked down at Ying Li's reply: “Sure.” Wen Nuo: “...” So much for being homophobic? - Wen Nuo couldn't bring himself to tell his roommate, with that aloof, godlike face, that he'd only been messing with him. So he ended up dating Ying Li, even though neither of them seemed to know each other very well, while secretly planning to find some fault with him so he could break up. But his campus-heartthrob roommate was refined, gentlemanly, and handsome, and even with the official boyfriend title, he never made a single inappropriate move. Wen Nuo came from a very wealthy family, yet Ying Li kept showering him with money, making him the model boyfriend in every way. Wen Nuo had no excuse to break up with him! At a loss, Wen Nuo secretly sought advice online #I impulsively started dating someone I don't like. How can I break up without hurting them? # The top reply said: Easy! Try “hot-and-cold abuse,” a breakup method made for tenderhearted babies. 1. Stick to him whenever you have free time, until he can't breathe! 2. If you can't cling to him in person, bombard him with messages. Use your boundless urge to share everything to take up all his private time and make him suffocate! 3. Use love as an excuse to control him! Do things “for his own good” without considering his feelings, making self-congratulatory sacrifices. If he doesn't appreciate it, throw a tantrum! With this combo, even the most love-struck person won't be able to take it. He'll break up with you himself, and might even feel guilty about it. After all, you did nothing wrong. You just loved him too much. Wen Nuo: How can anyone tell you apart from Einstein after this? Thanks, bro, I'm going for it! - Wen Nuo always took advice to heart, so he put it into practice immediately. ① He was straight and didn't know how to cling to a guy, but no problem, he could learn! He clung to him at home, in class, after class, and even followed his roommate home to cling to him there! Ying Li gave a helpless, quiet laugh and called him clingy. Wen Nuo:! He's getting annoyed! ② He bombarded him with messages. He checked in with his roommate morning and night, sending good morning without fail and good night without exception. He reported everything he ate... Even a little scrape was enough to make him whine dramatically to his roommate. So annoying! His roommate was busy, but every time he picked up his phone, the first thing he did was reply to every one of Wen Nuo's pointless messages. His answers were brief, but he always answered. Wen Nuo:! He's starting to brush me off! ③ When his roommate was insulted by his half-brother, who called him a poor, shabby bastard, Ying Li remained expressionless, but Wen Nuo got angry. He gritted his teeth and angrily dressed down the brat in the name of love. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw everyone watching, and his roommate's ears turned red with embarrassment. Afterward, Wen Nuo bought every new item from the season's collection at a luxury boutique, then forcefully shoved the clothes at his roommate “for his own good.” “You're going to live off me whether you like it or not!” His roommate's pride was wounded, and his eyes reddened as he held back his feelings. Wen Nuo: I'm about to get dumped! So happy.jpg With the breakup just one step away, Wen Nuo bought his roommate a huge birthday cake. Looking obedient but thinking himself quite haughty, he said he would grant Ying Li any wish he could manage, so he should ask for whatever he wanted. Ying Li's gaze darkened slightly. In a husky voice, he asked, “Can I really ask for anything?” Wen Nuo: Of course! Don't feel guilty. Let's have a spectacular breakup! After that, Ying Li's bed creaked spectacularly all night, while Wen Nuo hugged the quilt and sobbed all night. His once-cold roommate held him in his arms and gently coaxed him: “Don't cry, baby. Didn't you say I could do whatever I wanted?” Wen Nuo looked around in bewilderment, then wailed, “I want to break up! I'm done pretending!” Ying Li laughed softly, his eyes unreadable, and kissed him. “Too late, baby. Weren't you having so much fun calling me ‘hubby’?” Wen Nuo: “...T_T” - When his childhood friend found out what had really happened, he was furious and asked in shock, “Who taught you such a ridiculous method?” Wen Nuo: “Baidu T_T” Childhood friend: “...” #Water boils at 100 degrees, but people die at 100 degrees. Didn't you know that?# #No, the teacher never taught us T_T# *An uptight top who's so pent-up he's about to combust, yet still puts on a cold front × a sweet, angelic bottom* 1. At first, the top seems pure and cold on the outside; later, he's a pervert on the inside but still pretends to be upright. A secret stalker who can't say what he feels. Both are each other's first. 2. The “hot-and-cold abuse” idea came from the internet. 3. Campus life is secondary; romance is the main focus. ***, *** Coming soon: After the Down-and-Out International Student Is Spoiled by a Cold-Faced Hunk, by Lu Wanxing. Please add it to your reading list~ ***[A pitiful bottom who often poisons himself with his cooking × a stunning South American top whose cooking is delicious both in and out of bed] Lu Yu was the beloved young master of the Lu family. For the first eighteen years of his life, everything went swimmingly, and he wanted for nothing. Those good days lasted until the year he was sent abroad to study. Just as Lu Yu was about to begin his lavish life as an international student at an American university, he was told that the Lu family had gone bankrupt. In an instant, his allowance was cut off, he lost contact with his family, and all his former sycophantic friends pretended to be dead. Lu Yu's life went straight from heaven to rock bottom. Lu Yu wiped away his tears. To pay his exorbitant tuition, he started working part-time and sold every designer item he could part with. Unable to afford restaurant meals, Lu Yu tried cooking for himself in his luxurious apartment, now stripped bare. His attempts were poisonous, and his life was miserable. Meanwhile, the unruly teenager next door was throwing wild sex parties. Lu Yu, eating his poisonous cooking: “...” Former rich kid Lu Yu, teary-eyed: I hate all you spoiled rich kids QAQ! - One day, Lu Yu made some kind of mistake while cooking. Thick smoke billowed from the pot, giving off a strange, burnt smell that drifted through the pipes into another neighbor's home. At the sight of the faint smoke, Carlos Santoro's dark green eyes turned cold, and his handsome face darkened. “Doidinho...” (Portuguese: “little crazy one”) Drugs, sex... That East Asian baby-faced kid really had a death wish. He'd had enough. Carlos was about to call the police. Before doing so, he pounded on the baby-faced neighbor's door. To his surprise, the door opened at once. Lu Yu had actually been about to go find him, too. Tears glistened in his eyes, and he asked in halting, broken English, his voice choked with sobs and fear: “Dear neighbor, could you help me? The pot is smoking... I don't know how to handle it.” Carlos frowned. The pot? He looked inside. Smoke was pouring out of the kitchen, and Lu Yu's luxurious apartment was completely bare, as if he owned nothing. Carlos fell silent. At the same time, a succession of loud cries came from Lu Yu's other neighbor's apartment. Lu Yu blinked, and the tears hanging in his eyes fell pitifully. In a small voice, he added, “Also, if you can, could you ask them to keep it down?” Carlos: “...” So he wasn't a little crazy one. He was a little pitiful one. After asking around, Lu Yu learned that his tall, handsome neighbor was apparently a famous professional boxer. There were rumors that he had a terrible temper, and supposedly his punches could hit with over 400 pounds of force. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say Carlos could knead Lu Yu like a stress ball, squeezing him into whatever shape he wanted. But Lu Yu thought he was a good person, and rich, too. And not very good at taking care of himself. When he was so broke he had nowhere else to turn, Lu Yu gathered his courage and offered himself up for a job. His voice trembled slightly. “Handsome sir, thank you for helping me last time. Would you happen to need a housekeeper? I'm much, much better at cooking now...” Carlos narrowed his green eyes, then suddenly smiled. “I am a little hungry.” The man opened the door. His tall frame completely enveloped the slender boy as he spoke in a low voice. “Come in.” A cute, baby-faced sweetheart. Reading guide: ① The top is a handsome South American man from Brazil. His native language is Portuguese, but the author isn't a professional, so please be gentle Q_Q ② Both are each other's first; there is a size difference. ③ A pitiful bottom who often poisons himself with his cooking × a stunning top whose cooking is delicious both in and out of bed. ④ The bottom looks super cute to the top. The guy is often so overwhelmed by his cuteness that he loses his mind, but he likes to act cool. He's a cold-faced pervert. ⑤ The title is a little cheesy and might be changed later > Theme: Watering love with love brings happiness.