I Think My Husband Has Something Seriously Wrong with Him

The novel is complete. Please bookmark my next novel, Don't Cry Yet. [Levelheaded but easily reduced to tears university professor (shou) x loyal but socially clueless extraterrestrial goofball (gong)] Also known as: The Silly Spring Chicken from the Stars. One dark and windy night, on some date in some year, Feng Feng realized that her husband, Ji Yuanyuan, had gone crazy. Their contractual marriage was due to end on the first of next month. Yet this man, who liked to act melancholy, cold, and aloof in public, was waving a clothes-drying pole at the moon in the middle of the night and shouting: "I'm number one, I'm number one! Calling headquarters, calling headquarters, do you copy? Do you copy?" Listening to "I'm number one" echo around the whole courtyard, Professor Feng, who was known for his rationality and restraint, fell silent. After working all night for a whole week, had her contract husband finally lost his mind? * Ji Yuanyuan was an alien, designation Number One. A bona fide extraterrestrial. Before closing his eyes, he had been staying up late reading an Earth novel. In it, the protagonist gong had spent ten years pining for his moonlight. To ease his longing, he married a man who looked like his moonlight as a substitute. The poor substitute gave everything for the protagonist gong, only to meet a miserable end on the street the day the moonlight returned to the country. But when Ji Yuanyuan opened his eyes again, he had become the protagonist gong in the novel, who shared his name. Oh no... He'd spent his whole life cursing scumbags, and now he'd become one. * Newly turned into an Earthling, Ji Yuanyuan found everything on Earth fascinating and new. Whenever anything came up, he texted the wife he trusted most: "Wifey, wifey, what's this?" "Wifey, wifey, what's that?" Feng Feng patiently answered every question, treating it like raising a grown son. Besides, once the contract ended, she could leave and never look back. Not long after, Ji Yuanyuan sent another message, this time with a picture of something burning: "Wifey, wifey, what's this one?" As soon as Feng Feng realized what it was, she sprang out of her seat: "That's our marriage certificate, for fuck's sake!" Both pure, one-on-one romance, happy ending The setting isn't realistic. Just read it for fun. After signing, updates of six to seven thousand characters daily. If there's no update, I'll post a notice. Reliable updates guaranteed, so it's a safe bet! Blurb dated December 1, 2023 Upcoming novel blurb: Older, slow-witted, little-known idol (shou) x younger, cry-at-the-drop-of-a-hat award-winning actor (gong) In an age when every industry was caught up in a rat race, Ye Shi only wanted to lie flat and be a carefree couch potato. But through a twist of fate, he ended up in showbiz. He said he couldn't sing. His boss said, "A pretty face is enough." He said he couldn't dance. His boss said, "A pretty face is enough." He said he wasn't good at anything and had never received proper idol training. His boss waved a hand. "Come on, the way you say that, you'd think idols these days had all been trained." But Ye Shi was still hesitant. "I have some embarrassing high school stories. It might look bad if they come out." His boss asked if they involved bullying or breaking school rules. Ye Shi shook his head. "Neither." "I once made the top student who tutored me cry. He cried every day we had tutoring. He'd teach me one subject, and I'd fail another. As soon as I got one subject down, I'd fail a different one." Only then did his boss relax. "Oh, that's nothing. Academic qualifications have never been an issue in showbiz." Ye Shi added quietly, "But that top student is in showbiz now too, and he's doing pretty well." "Who?" "Xia Wennian, the actor who just won this year's award." * Recently, a video shot to the top of the trending charts. It showed the aloof, newly acclaimed genius Xia Wennian alongside an unknown, little-known idol back in high school. The image was crystal clear, in spectacular 4K. In the video, Xia Wennian had his head bowed as if crying, while the little-known idol hurried around him in a panic: "Y-You don't have to cry. I really learned it already. I'm not lying to you." "Then recite Ode to the Epang Palace for me right now!" The little-known idol awkwardly scratched his head. "I... haven't quite learned that one yet..." Xia Wennian burst into even louder sobs. Theme: Stay positive and optimistic.