How Not to Be Angered to Death by Your Ex-Husband

[Updated at 10 p.m. every night] "Straight, but a little bent and quick to lose his temper" bottom x "a top with a thousand and one schemes" Chu Yu and his soon-to-be ex-husband Han Jin were in the middle of getting divorced when they transmigrated into a fanfic based on a mistaken-identity rich-kid novel Chu Yu had once read. Chu Yu became the fake young master who had been switched at birth, while Han Jin became the fake young master's nemesis. One was responsible for bullying the protagonist, the real young master, and the other for bullying the protagonist's love interest. The fanfic changed the original protagonist group's personalities, but one thing stayed the same: Chu Yu and Han Jin's tragic ending. According to the final plot, the two villains would end up with one of them lame and the other blind, living together and begging under a flyover. The good news was that they had arrived early enough, before the story reached the point of no return. The bad news was that although they had transmigrated, Han Jin had lost his memory. He didn't remember that he had transmigrated into a book, or that he and Chu Yu were a couple about to divorce who hadn't yet managed to get their divorce certificate. Even worse, not long after arriving, they ran into the scene where the protagonist's love interest was cornered and bullied in a KTV room by Han Jin and his gang of friends. When Chu Yu rushed in, Han Jin was holding a glass of liquor, about to pour it over the protagonist's love interest's head. Chu Yu immediately tried to stop him. "You son of a, " Han Jin's movements were merciless, his gaze cold. When he saw Chu Yu, his expression turned slightly confused. "Son of a what?" Just then, Chu Yu remembered that their marriage had already fallen apart before they transmigrated into the book. He quietly pulled back the hand he'd reached out. "Son of a gun, you absolute bedazzled, limited-edition floral-print thong. I'm here to tell you your dad's arrived." A gentle reminder: This story contains melodramatic plotlines. Please don't read if that's not your thing. Theme: Stay positive.