Geto and the Cat's Fantastic Adventure

[The full story is complete, and all bonus extras have been posted. Thank you for supporting the official release.] [Paragraph comments are open, but you need to bookmark the story~] One day, ordinary office worker Geto passed a pet shop and spotted the cat of his dreams through the window. It was a long-haired cat with white fur and blue eyes, silky-soft fur, a sweet voice, and a gentle disposition. As soon as Geto approached, it eagerly rubbed against the glass, trying to leap into his arms. Geto: “Aw, sweetheart, you’re so...” He saw the price, and the words died on his lips. The white-haired shopkeeper, who looked a lot like the cat, pushed up his sunglasses and tempted him: “Want our Satoru? Then go save the world!” Geto: “...” Thus began poor office worker Geto’s journey of selling himself for a cat. [World One: The Time Vessel Association’s cult leader during the Star Plasma Vessel incident] (Complete) Geto: “Murder-for-hire, an illegal religious organization... Should we get our affairs in order and turn ourselves in?” Toji Fushiguro: “Hey!” [World Two: Teacher Geto during the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons] (Complete) Geto: “Hello, friend. How about joining the Sugar Cat Cult?” Satoru: “Meow~” Cult Leader Geto, who was sealed in the Prison Realm as a result: “Are you kidding me?!” [World Three: The brain-opening criminal during the Shibuya Incident] (Complete) Geto: “Satoru, haha, my brain is talking.” Satoru: “Meow meow meow meow meow!!!” Teacher Gojo, sealed in the Prison Realm: “...Wait, seriously?” ★ Pairing: Gojo/Geto. Top and bottom matter. ★ This will probably be a very long story with a slow pace... ★ OOC is inevitable. I politely decline writing advice. ★ Unless something unexpected happens, this story will contain a large amount of dark gallows humor. It might not be funny, but it will definitely be dark. Not suitable for fans who are overly attached to particular characters. ★ I’ve made peace with the original ending, but I don’t have the emotional strength to watch it over and over. I’m not a canon scholar, so there are many headcanons that don’t match canon, added to make the story work. There will also be lots of intense dead-husband and dead-wife flashbacks in the middle and later parts. If that bothers you, please quietly leave. (Bows) ★ The plot only crosses over with Jujutsu Kaisen, but some powers from outside its world will appear. There won’t be characters from other works, and those powers are mostly just background elements, so you don’t need to know about them. ★ That’s all. Wishing everyone happiness. [Blurb for the new story below~] Can a Six-Eyed Kitten Dream of Comedians? Gojo Satoru, a first-year student at Tokyo Jujutsu High, made a friend he liked for the first time and felt like he had found his one and only for the first time. Both things made him equally happy, but then a text message arrived during his summer vacation and turned everything sad! [I’ve never enjoyed being in a comedy duo with Gojo! Let’s break up. Don’t bother me again!] Gojo: ??? Even though he didn’t know what had happened, how could he ignore his best friend from another world, who’d landed right in front of him with emotional problems? Gojo immediately began an intensive therapy session with his otherworldly best friend! In the process, he even realized his own best friend had emotional problems too. Responsible Gojo did his best to talk both of his friends through it, until one day he suddenly realized his own feelings weren’t entirely innocent. Gojo’s Confession Operation, launch! Geto Suguru, a first-year student at Tokyo Jujutsu High, discovered that ever since his best friend came back from summer vacation, he’d been acting like he’d taken the wrong medicine and had become unusually clingy. At the same time, he’d become secretive, spending every day glued to his phone and looking utterly exhausted. Geto accidentally discovered that the person his best friend was messaging was a man. It took him less than three seconds to accept the fact that his best friend was in a long-distance online relationship with another man. Geto suddenly had a breakthrough. Watching his best friend carry on a gay online romance, he slowly thought: If you’re going to date a difficult, high-maintenance guy who makes your life miserable, you might as well date me. But when Gojo’s carefully prepared confession came crashing into his face, Geto wore an expression like a bewildered space fox.jpg. Geto: “Isn’t Satoru in an online relationship... Do I have the option of not being the other man?” Gojo: ? Who’s in an online relationship!!!! Theme: Love is the secret to a happy ending~