Even a Century Egg Is the Strongest

The Night Parade of a Hundred Demons failed. As Geto said his final goodbye to his closest friend at the entrance to an alley, the mighty strongest jujutsu sorcerer went "splat" and turned into a ball of cotton that could only make "fuwa" sounds! A gust of wind could send the cotton puff (Gojo version) staggering several steps. Geto: "..." There was no way he was going to die at the hands of this cotton-puff friend. The execution could wait. First, they had to run! Badly wounded, Lord Geto scooped up the helpless cotton puff and ran. The Star Religious Group, which had nearly caused a catastrophic disaster, reopened as if nothing had happened. Star Religious Group: Hahaha, we were just having a drill, actually. Anyway, no ordinary people were really hurt :P Jujutsu High and the Higher-ups: ... They were furious, but there was nothing they could do. Their strongest fighter, Gojo, had gone missing. Gojo had never been very obedient, but only after he was gone did the higher-ups realize just how powerful he was. Looking at Okkotsu, whose special-grade cursed spirit had been exorcised and was now down to grade four, then at Tsukumo, who was idling around overseas... The rotten oranges thought from the bottom of their hearts: "Please, Lord Gojo, come back to the jujutsu world you so faithfully serve!" In reality, the strongest jujutsu sorcerer, Gojo Puff, was throwing his weight around at the Star Religious Group! Gojo Puff perched on the one-armed cult leader's shoulder. "Fuwa, fuwafuwa!" Suguru, for the sake of the puff, use Cursed Spirit Manipulation against the forces of evil! Take out this base of rotten oranges! Take out this thousand-year-old brain with stitches! Take out these snarling special-grade cursed spirits, too! Cult leader (hesitantly): "Isn't that a little rash?" Cult leader (after a second's thought): "Okay." Cult leader (unhesitatingly getting to work): "Let's do what Satoru says." The cult leader Geto gave up thinking and coldly turned into a machine for mowing down the forces of evil. Members of the Star Religious Group: So what exactly did that cotton ball say??? Lord Geto, can you really understand it??? Gojo Puff just happily waved his cotton hands. "Fuwa!" Reader advisory: ● Pairing: Gojo/Geto. The top/bottom order matters, so don't start ship wars. ● A strange pairing of bandaged Puff and one-armed Geto. Gojo is in puff form most of the time, and depending on the author's mood, he'll be called Puff or Tea Egg (hey). So the massive amount of OOC is already obvious. I know, so please don't lecture me :( ● A medium-length sweet story, a fairy tale that doesn't put too much stock in logic. ● I can't think of anything else yet, so I'll add more later~ ● The blurb was screenshotted and archived on March 30, 2025. It may be revised before the story begins. Theme: Love