Geto Doesn't Want to Become a Buddha

[The End! My new novel, Five Summers, is currently updating to rave reviews!]

Blurb:

Exorcise,

absorb,

and repeat.

Exorcise,

absorb,

and repeat.

A sorcerer who exorcises curses

becomes a curse after death.

Do you know why, Gojo?

I know you all want me to attain enlightenment.

But

I refuse.

The gods say,

I will not attain Buddhahood

until hell is empty.

And you are my hell.

△The above is the world inside the Prison Realm.△

▽And now for an unexpected turn!▽

Known: You can't stay inside the Prison Realm too long, or you'll start acting weird.

Also known: The Prison Realm has doors to three thousand different worlds.

Question: To avoid turning into weird idiots (?), which worlds will the non-human duo (?) choose to visit?

(Huh? Has this turned into quick transmigration? (Not really.)

(It's fine if you haven't read the original, because the non-human duo's transmigration probably isn't like anyone else's.)

Something like this:

Open the door:

Human Gojo: "Huh? What kind of world is this? Let's play!"

Curse Geto: "..."

After fooling around enough, no, after playing enough, they come back and open another door:

Human Gojo: "Ew, so boring. Close the door. Next."

Curse Geto: "..."

Close the door, open another:

(They were fighting when they opened the door and accidentally fell through.)

Human Gojo: "Ah, wrong door. It's all Geto's fault for not listening to his teacher (→3→)."

Curse Geto: "..."

Human Gojo: "Well, since we're here, we might as well bring back a souvenir~"

Curse Geto: "..."

Curse Geto: "?!"

Curse Geto: "Wait, Gojo! Put him down! If you take Conan away, Detective Conan will be over... it'll end!"

Scumbag Gojo: "Huh? It'll end? Isn't that even better?"

Curse Geto: "!!"

Scumbag Geto: "."

Some eternally elementary-school-aged kid: "??? Don't turn into scumbags so easily! Hey, you weird-bangs guy, tell that white-haired weirdo to stop, or I'm calling the police!"

The double-scumbag duo: "Hahahaha, say that again!"

The double-scumbag duo: "..."

The double-scumbag duo: "Say that again??"

(The above situations recur at random.)

(The following combinations appear at random.)

Both human √

Both animals √

One as a little boy √

One amnesiac √

Both amnesiac √

Ghost Gojo & Human Geto √

Sun Wukong Gojo & Monk Geto (?) √

Monk Gojo & Sun Wukong Geto √

Human Gojo & Fox-Spirit Geto √

Bewitching Consort Gojo & Tyrant Geto (?) √

Snowman Gojo & Fox Geto (??) √

Sky Gojo & Dragonfly Geto (???) √

Cat Demon Gojo & Demon Exorcist Geto √

One day:

A certain Gojo: "The protagonists in all these worlds are white-haired, huh." (stares--)

A certain Geto: "Oh, are they? Haha, must be a coincidence." (looks away)

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○Pairing: Gojo/Geto, happy ending. Thanks for supporting the official release [heart]

○Also known as Prison Realm: 19 Days, My Days Raising a Cat in the Prison Realm, and The Great Summer Geto Replacement World Giveaway (?!).

○Strongly recommend my dog's Gojo/Geto novel!

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