[Genshin Impact] I'm a Wood Release Ninja, Not the Dendro Archon

The alien Thousand Hands Feihe, who has inherited the traits of her ancestors, wants to escape her noisy, boisterous family. Longing for freedom, she decides to follow in the footsteps of her ancestor Otsutsuki Kaguya and travel through space.

She never imagined she was still too young and inexperienced to get it right. On her very first trip, she runs into the Heavenly Principles fighting the Twins, gets caught in the crossfire, and falls into Teyvat.

Well, this counts as a new journey, doesn't it? With that thought, she sets off on her adventure.

On the first day of her journey, she takes a hit from the Raiden Shogun. If we're friends, come and cut me down! She saves Kazuha's friend before he can.

Then begins a chaotic escape. She works as a goon for the Arataki Gang, ambushes the Fatui, and raises the banner for the resistance.

When two armies face each other, she unleashes a Wood Release: Nativity of a World of Trees, stunning everyone.

Traveler Lumine: So the Dendro Archon has been by my side all along?

Itto: Hahahaha, my bro is actually the Dendro Archon!

When she follows the Traveler to Sumeru, Thousand Hands Feihe makes a whole group of new friends: the Aranara and the adorable Lesser Lord Kusanali.

To protect the world's cutest little sapling, Nahida, Thousand Hands Feihe punches people into submission, uses the Sage Art: Wood Release: True Several Thousand Hands, and sends the Grand Sage and Dottore flying.

The people of Sumeru: We must still be waking up. The Dendro Archon has become two people.

Only Thousand Hands Feihe spends every day trying to explain: I keep telling you, I'm really not the Dendro Archon!!!

If you ask Feihe's friends what they think of her...

Lumine: Paimon 2.0.

Arataki Itto: Oh, oh, oh! Feihe? She's my chosen bro. Together, we're invincible!

Nahida: Hmm, her aura is so serene and peaceful, like a towering tree. She makes you feel safe.

Alhaitham: Thousand Hands Feihe? Sorry, I've never met anyone that stupid.

Kaveh: I think that with her [Wood Release: Three-Bedroom, One-Living-Room Technique] combined with my architectural design sensibilities, we could create some truly magnificent buildings that would amaze all of Sumeru!

(The early story focuses on Genshin Impact, and the later story on Naruto, so the title is tagged as Genshin Impact.)

Setting:

The protagonist comes from a parallel world of Naruto and is descended from the Uchiha and Senju bloodlines. (The two fathers of her bloodlines are just straight best friends, their relationship is a mutual inspiration. No romance between them. Just clarifying.)

The protagonist isn't very bright, either.

Her main abilities are Wood Release and the Sharingan, which she knows best. She's extremely strong and naturally airheaded.

I've decided: the next book is definitely going to be this one, “Teyvat's Master Teacher, Are You Tempted?” (I haven't settled on a title yet, so let's go with this for now.)

Blurb:

The Teyvat Master Teacher System has arrived with a bang!

Are you struggling because you're slow-witted? Do you feel inferior because you're nothing special? Are you anxious because you can't stand out from the crowd?

The Teyvat Master Teacher Classroom offers one-on-one lessons. Here you'll find renowned astrologers, martial arts instructors skilled in every weapon, and one-on-one lectures from high-IQ scholars. Whether you want a first-rate exorcist or an adeptus master with years of teaching experience, there's someone here for you!

Years later, former students leave their reviews:

[Swords and Magic]

Student No. 1: System, I'm a delicate mage who can't lift anything or do hard labor! Why am I now revered as the Martial God? I want to file a complaint!

(Customer service: You only get one chance, dear. Aren't you famous and successful now?)

[Supernatural Revival]

Student No. 2: Has anyone considered that my cheat lets me get stronger whenever I see a ghost? It's been ten years, ten years! I haven't seen a single ghost! One star! I want to complain!

(Customer service: [Automatic reply] We're sorry you had a bad experience, but this System does not currently offer complaint services, dear.)

[Martial Arts World]

Student No. 3: I wanted to be the most beautiful person in the world. Who knew I'd end up rich instead? I didn't get what I wanted, but I'll still leave you a five-star review through my tears.

(Customer service: Thank you for your five-star review, dear. Good people always have good luck.)

[The Last Days of a Dynasty]

Student No. 4: My original dream was to save the dynasty and become its general. Now... I'm not exactly a rebel leader, but my master wants me to unite the realm. What else can I do?

(Customer service: Thank you for your review, dear. Great teachers produce outstanding students. It seems you've graduated.)

Teyvat Master Teacher: Give your future boundless possibilities! If you're interested, click the star above. We'll meet soon!

Theme: Grow through your travels.