My Friends Are Either Reborn or Transmigrate

Entered VIP on January 5, 2024. Thank you for your support. My name is Uchiha Huixiang. I'm an orphan, and I'm blind in both eyes. But the heavens opened a window for me: I can hear other people's thoughts. When Itachi asked me whether the great war was over, I answered: "You mean the showdown between Kakashi, student council president of Konoha First High School, and Obito, the school bully at Konoha Experimental High?" His silence was deafening. Literally. And Itachi's little brother seems to have something wrong with him. He keeps insisting that I and someone else were responsible for the Uchiha clan's destruction. Come on, Uchiha is the second most common surname on this planet. Only the Goddess Kaguya could wipe out every Uchiha! After that, a transfer student joined our class. He had two lollipops on his head and, like me, could read minds. So the two of us teamed up and became an unstoppable comedy duo. Later, I picked up a blond boy with even redder eyes than the Uchiha. When I mentioned that my eyes had been gouged out, he seemed so angry he was trembling. Then the orphanage director, Mr. Hashirama, beat the hell out of me. "Last time you told your classmate poison had blinded you, you got me investigated by the Konoha police! I haven't even settled the score with you yet!!!" I howled and defiantly talked back, not caring that I might get beaten to death. "I was just going through my chuuni phase!!! What's wrong with me acting out in my second year of middle school!!!" -- A silly comedy. The protagonist had a tragic, beautiful, powerful past before being reborn, but the main timeline is lighthearted and fun. The protagonist is the snarky one. He loves showing off, likes to act tough, and is a bit of a chuuni (lol). The friends and characters who were reborn or transmigrated are all characters from the original work. Message: Reality is beautiful.