Saving the World Starts with Making Danzo Weep

# Same-fandom upcoming story: Uchiha Boyfriend Review # Upcoming story to pay the bills: The Bewitching Male Ghost Won’t Leave Me Alone # Comedy # The author writes slowly, so feel free to nudge me kindly (heart) I died suddenly from gaming too much and transmigrated into another world, reincarnating as a member of the Fan Clan. Faced with a high-risk world with no phones, computers, or game consoles, no Ken○ucky Fried Chicken, Mc○onald’s, or D○minos, but where ninjas pilot giant robots and wars are fought to harvest people like leeks, I came to terms with it. On my first day after transmigrating, I awakened my Sharingan because of intense negative emotions. On my second day, I put a sack over the head of my clan junior, the one who would make the Uchiha brothers’ bond famous. On my third day, right in front of a clan elder, I set the Naka Shrine on fire. That night, I went home and wrote a letter: [Sinner who committed heinous crimes in the pursuit of power] [I will take your twisted desires off your hands] Uchiha Xu: Since you asked so earnestly, we’ll graciously tell you. Itachi: ... Itachi (heartbroken): To protect the world from devastation. Shisui (smiling): To unite all people within our nation. To denounce the evils of truth and love To extend our reach to the stars above Uchiha Xu: That’s right, we’re the Fan Clan Phantom Thieves! Danzo: ... Black Zetsu: ... Obito: ... Madara: Who asked you? * Madara: I’ll create an entirely new world. Obito: I’ll create a world with Rin. Xu: I... will create a world with Ken○ucky Fried Chicken! # This is my campaign speech for Hokage * The Uchiha trio, kicking away most of the character deaths * Includes some P5R elements. See the author’s note in Chapter 1. * The quote starting in the ninth section is from Team Rocket’s classic lines. * No writing advice, please. I’ll delete it as soon as I see it. Welcome to check out the advance notice for my next story to pay the bills Liu Xia is an average disciple of the Sword Sect, far from understanding the Great Dao and much closer to the mundane concerns of food and daily expenses. Her greatest dream is to learn a skill that can keep her safe and, ideally, earn a little extra on the side, then return to her mortal hometown and live a simple, ordinary life. Reality is harsh. Though she works hard, her teacher tactfully says she won’t be much use. Better to stay in the sect than fatten up the demons. At most, she’ll use up some food and oil. Liu Xia goes from practicing swordsmanship with hope in her heart to practicing it sadly. It is around this time that news arrives from the front: Xie Yingxuan, the youngest and most dazzling genius of the Immortal Alliance, went alone into demon territory and completely put an end to the unrest that had plagued the Alliance for decades. Things take an unexpected turn. Now Liu Xia only needs to figure out how to save a little money to support herself in a sect where practically everyone is dirt poor. Could things really work out that nicely? The thought flashes through her mind, but only for a second. Because the very next piece of news is that Xie Yingxuan has died, his body and soul destroyed. Liu Xia’s hometown was destroyed by demons. She survived and became a disciple of the Sword Sect because Xie Yingxuan happened to lead a team on a nearby demon-clearing mission. He might not remember the disheveled junior sister who was caught in his sword aura and sent tumbling into a horde of demons, but all the same, she’s grateful to him! Liu Xia wiped away tears along with her fellow junior disciples. Out of gratitude for what he had once done, she also offered an extra stick of incense to this heaven-envied genius of a fellow disciple. Then he started haunting her. He haunted her day and night. Liu Xia had no idea that the aloof sword prodigy had another side to him in private. Sometimes she woke up in the middle of the night to find him nestled beside her, sniffing her with a look of intoxicated delight. Liu Xia: ... That’s so creepy. After negotiating with him for a while, the newly dead ghost said that he couldn’t control himself in this form. He seemed very innocent about it. Liu Xia begged him to try harder through her tears. But the result of all that effort was a new rumor in the cultivation world about Liu Xia, the newly famous ghost cultivator: That smiling junior sister from the Sword Sect. She’s not very good with a sword, but she’s great at controlling ghosts. She’s currently looking for a way to send ghosts peacefully to the afterlife... restoring a little yang energy would work, too. * In life, responsibility kept him from expressing his love. In death, with all worldly concerns gone, he plans to happily haunt her for the rest of his existence. Cultivators have no next life. Xie Yingxuan thinks this is the Heavenly Dao’s reward to him. Theme: Love and peace, hope and justice!