Uchiha Conquest Handbook

[The fourth playthrough has ended. Splitting into different endings now.]

[The male lead is set. Congratulations to Sasuke for winning the top spot.]

A Uchiha's Guide to Conquest

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On your first playthrough, you fell in love at first sight with the Uchiha's second-in-command. When you learned he was obsessed with his older brother, you became his brother's biggest fan, too, so you'd have something in common.

In the end, the person you loved died, and you married his older brother.

On your second playthrough, you learned your lesson and resolved to stay away from the Uchiha. But then, at the Ninja Academy, you fell in love at first sight with another fan. You couldn't help it. He had the same face as your first love! Before you could start your body-double romance, that Uchiha went rogue.

You: “...”

You: “He has Izuna's face, went rogue just like Madara, and now Sasuke... Who are you, exactly?!”

On your third playthrough... You started out dead. While you were wondering how to win someone over on the battlefield, two Uchiha shouted your name and flew toward you.

No need to win anyone over. Both of them remembered the previous two playthroughs, and their favorability toward you was already maxed out. So what was the point of playing? You waited for them to finish fighting, then decisively started the next playthrough.

On your fourth playthrough, you were Indra's fiancée.

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The male lead will be a randomly selected Uchiha. At heart, this is a wish-fulfillment otome story. I love melodrama, so there'll be some angsty plotlines (.)

A preview of my upcoming story:

Stabbed 999 Times, Now I'm Evil

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After the massacre, I was reborn.

The first time, I cherished the chance to learn ninjutsu and trained desperately. I became an unofficial member of Minato's team, and ultimately died in battle at Kannabi Bridge.

The second time, I learned from my mistakes and accumulated experience, but still trained desperately. I became a teammate of “Shisui the Teleporter,” and ultimately died supporting another squad.

The third time, I learned my lesson and decided to train for the rest of my life. In the end, Uchiha Itachi stabbed me to death on the night of the massacre.

It was only after this rebirth that I learned I'd almost ended up with my enemy before.

Ugh! What rotten luck!

On my nth rebirth, I gained supreme power and began my path to conquering the shinobi world. I would take back everything that belonged to me!

But I never expected that after being stabbed 999 times and turning evil...

Those who'd once stood against me would all regret it.

Hah. Men.

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But really, this is still a melodramatic otome story. It contains plenty of angst, so anyone who doesn't enjoy that might find it hard to stomach (.)

The Daily Life of a Dazai-Class Creature Being Wooed

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One afternoon, my boyfriend was dutifully taking care of me while I had a fever.

Dazed and half-asleep, I could only hear him complain, “Are you stupid? How do you get a fever in summer?”

His voice seemed to grow fainter and fainter in my ears.

Until he said my name: “Miyuki.”

I finally used the last of my strength to grab his arm just as he was about to turn away to change the towel, and said,

“Don't leave me alone again, Osamu.”

And that's how my boyfriend dumped me.

When I woke up the next day and remembered everything, I didn't want to explain. To avoid any awkwardness, I moved to Miyagi Prefecture and transferred to Karasuno.

I didn't want to face anything from my old life in Hyogo Prefecture.

I changed my phone number, too.

When I ran into Miya Atsumu again later, he asked me, “Do you love Osamu or me?”

I fell silent. Which “Osamu” did he mean?

Theme: Never lose your passion