My Wife, Ah-ha!

My next novel will be Doomsday Anchor Point. The spiritual energy between heaven and earth was fading, and the five-year-old little golden dragon Yun Mian was growing weaker by the day. To save the golden dragon clan, they had no choice but to arrange for him to marry the twelve-year-old little vermilion bird Qin Tuo early. On their wedding night, their candlelit bridal chamber glowed red. Yun Mian pulled out a pile of toys. "Wifey, do you know how to make grasshoppers out of straw? What about playing with clay soldiers? Or riding a cricket grandma like a horse?" The youth's thin lips parted. "No. Get lost." Yun Mian was terribly disappointed. "You don't know how to do anything. How are you going to be my wife, then? Go learn. Once you learn, you can play with me, and I won't divorce you." Qin Tuo looked down at the little bundle who didn't even reach the edge of the bed and said coldly, "If you keep babbling, I'll cut off those two buns on your head." "B-but those are your husband's horns." After a sudden upheaval, the two little ones fled to the wilderness. Yun Mian ate the food Qin Tuo had made, crying as he complained, "Your cooking tastes awful. How are you supposed to take care of your husband like this?" Qin Tuo gritted his teeth and snapped the chopsticks in his hand. Yun Mian made a new friend, a little carp spirit. The two hit it off and became fast friends, joining hands to play with clay soldiers. "This is my wife..." Yun Mian met Qin Tuo's murderous gaze and was so frightened he pulled his tongue back in. "Wife... Brother Carp and I are discussing something. Stand over there and pour tea, fan us, and bring us water." Qin Tuo's eyes flashed with ferocity. He tossed aside the firewood he'd just chopped and rolled up his sleeves. "I'm going to pull out your dragon tendons and skin you right now. Don't think calling me Daddy will help." Years later. "Husband, am I taking good care of you? Are you satisfied? Do you still want to divorce me?" Qin Tuo's voice was hoarse, his breathing unsteady. Yun Mian, who had just crawled away, was dragged back again. "...You don't need to take care of me anymore... You jerk..." "Too late." Qin Tuo chuckled and pulled him back into his arms. "Since you've taught me how to take care of my husband, I'll serve you with all my heart tonight." Yun Mian is the bottom, Qin Tuo is the top. The point of view follows the top when they're children, then follows the bottom once they're adults. ★ Updated daily at noon. I'll take a break if something comes up. ★ Completed novels: How to Survive in the Wasteland with Human Babies, I Picked Up Trash to Raise You, Little Brother, and Ji Ting's Diary. Visit my profile to read them. Theme: No matter what hardships you face, always keep your heart set on moving forward.