[Soccer + F1] I Woke Up to Find My Dad Had Given Me Eight Billion

My dad gave me eight billion dollars, so I bought Manchester United.

Day 1: Our legendary United, go fly high in the Champions League!

Week 1: The Red Devils never give up! United is back on top!

Month 1: Send in the troops! The Northern Expedition!!!

Lu Bu, a prospective teacher so broke it was enough to move you to tears, got hit on the head with eight billion US dollars.

Her one and only task was to spend it all within a year.

So she went and bought Manchester United.

She was determined to become a football meme encyclopedia legend, a club owner who could outdo Abramovich.

And just when she finally spent all eight billion in a year

[System Message: Have fun!]

[System Message: The next quarter's eight billion US dollars have arrived.]

[System Message: This time, you must meet the eight-billion-dollar spending target within six months. Keep it up!]

Would the next step be spending eight billion within three months?

A month later, the Haas team had a new name and owner, and a red-and-black paint job. "HAAS LB" gleamed on the sidepods.

Looking at Mick Schumacher, she thought seriously: Would eight billion be enough to build a world-class neuroscience center?

It would, my friend. It would.

What Lu Bu wanted was to have father and son fight side by side.

Now Lu Bu owned a football meme team constantly flirting with the edge of qualifying for the Champions League,

a red rocket burning money in the midfield of F1,

and an ever-growing "to-spend list."

The whole world was waiting to see:

Would she be the first to take Manchester United to a Champions League title?

Would her "red rocket" make it onto the F1 podium first?

Or... could she really use the power of money to create another miracle beyond the racetrack?

"The KPIs are way too tight, so I have to burn money on two fronts... Next up, Mars."

Ma*sk... no, Lu Bu, said so.

P.S. First-person narration, loosely based on reality

Theme: Money can't solve everything