First, We Can Confirm Your Constitution Is 90+

After Darren Butt swam from Yalem to the Hogan Islands yet again,

his father gave him some shocking news:

"Son, go study at Oxford Dragon School!"

Warnings:

1. This is an outline-driven story and probably won't be very long. It's a challenge to myself.

2. Although it takes place during the First and Second World Wars, it's set in an alternate world, a very alternate world. Apart from the place names and major events, everything is made up. Don't look for history in this novel. If you spot something inaccurate, just remind yourself that this is a different timeline. Don't make things hard for yourself or the author (I'm so tired of looking things up). By the way, there are real-life inspirations.

3. Butter loves to clown around and is a typical joker, but there were plenty of jokers back then. You're here for the laughs, and with a title like this, it's obviously not a serious story!

4. Butter is Butt, and Butt is Butter. He's an unconventional military jokester and a famous Brit-bashing Brit. There are stories within the story, but none of them make sense. Just enjoy the fun.

5. I'll read your comments, of course, as long as they're not fake complaints about problematic content.

6. No couples. I've realized I can't write romance, so I won't make things hard for myself.

Theme: Staying optimistic even amid the cruelty of war