We're Not Getting Divorced After All?!

[Top’s POV] [Younger top] [Melodrama] Blurb: After a car accident, Yan Xun’s memories revert to when he was eighteen. Then a friend tells him two things. First: He married a handsome man. Second: He’s going to the civil affairs bureau tomorrow to get divorced. Yan Xun, who’s focused on studying: “...???” Unable to believe it, he immediately demands to know what happened. His friend falls silent for a few seconds, then gives him a deeply conflicted look. “You fell in love with him at first sight, then shamelessly pursued him, relentlessly chased him, took him by force, and even forced yourself on him. After all that outrageous behavior, you won the beauty’s heart.” Yan Xun: “...???” F-forced myself on him?! But he got the award for outstanding student at the city level just last year, and yesterday he helped an old lady cross the street! After thinking it over, Yan Xun decides that unless he really loved that man beyond reason, he wouldn’t have done anything so outrageous. But... “Then why are we getting divorced now?” His friend gives him a sympathetic look. “Because you’re so young, but you’re already impotent.” Yan Xun: “?” · On the day they’re supposed to divorce, Chu Tingyun waits four hours for Yan Xun. The secretary calls dozens of times, growing more frantic with each call. Meanwhile, Mr. Chu is sitting in a café and calmly replies, “I’m waiting for someone very important. I can’t come back.” Just then, a familiar figure rushes into view. A black-haired young man hurries over, hopping on one leg with a crutch in one hand and a stack of documents in the other. He thrusts a pile of test reports into Chu Tingyun’s arms. Panting, he explains, “Sorry, I... I went for a checkup.” In addition to a regular health examination, he also had a sexual function test. “The doctor said I’m, I’m actually in pretty good shape.” This little husband, who insisted on getting divorced not long ago, suddenly changes his mind and asks cautiously, “Could we hold off on the divorce? Could you... try me again?” Try him again? Mr. Chu falls silent for a moment, then discreetly suppresses the corners of his mouth and nods with dignified restraint. “Okay.” They’re not getting divorced after all. · Much later, Yan Xun recovers his memories. He realizes that almost everything his friend told him was true. The one thing he got wrong was which of them had done what. It was Chu Tingyun who fell for him at first sight, pursued him relentlessly, took him by force, and forced himself on him. Yan Xun: “...” At last, he understands why Chu Tingyun had such a hard time keeping a straight face when he agreed not to get divorced. [Please read these content notes]: 1. As the blurb suggests, the top loses his memories at the start and is led by the bottom to believe he was the one who forced himself on him. Most of the early plot is based on this. After losing his memories, his mindset is exactly that of an eighteen-year-old high school senior, so he can’t outsmart the thirty-year-old man at first, but later he turns the tables. 2. The bottom is scheming, takes what he wants by force, spins lies, and is arrogant and sharp-tongued. He’s a real bastard, not a perfect character. 3. Although there’s a forced-marriage dynamic, there’s no groveling arc. At its core, this is a story about two hopelessly lovesick men getting together, both a little unhinged. 4. There’s a little kindergarten-level corporate warfare. Don’t take it seriously. 5. If any of the above doesn’t work for you, please don’t force yourself to read it. Can’t wait for the ongoing story? Check out these three completed novels in the author’s profile: Touch Me with Your Tentacles: Eight Tentacles Are Nothing Top x Human Weapon Cool Guy Bottom Pheromone Recognition Disorder: Bug-Verse B-King Top x Silver-Haired Tsundere Omega Bottom Feise: Genius-Level Beauty Top x Loyal Intersex Bottom Enjoy! Theme: Love is a miracle cure.