The Scumbag Top Refuses to Be Burned at the Stake

Updates every day at 6:00 PM My name is Wen Shijing. I'm rich and handsome, and people who want to date me are lined up all the way to Country F. One of them, Luo Ke, has pursued me for five years. I find him pretty annoying. But after an accident, I give him a chance. If he can make me fall for him in a month, I'll let him be my boyfriend. Okay, he really is thoughtful and gentle. But honestly, he's pretty boring. Before the month is even up, he suddenly disappears without a trace. I can't get in touch with him at all. I call the police. I've done all I can. Then things start to feel wrong. It's as if some mysterious force has me in its grip, forcing me to be heartbroken, miserable, and even driven mad by his disappearance... My friend says, "Now you regret it? If only you'd treated him better from the start!" My uncle asks me, "Do you really like him that much?" Some irrelevant people badmouth me behind my back, calling me a jerk! And my so-called rival says smugly, "You lost." * I want to say that's not true... But the mysterious force won't let me speak! Then I accidentally hit my head. When I open my eyes again, I find subtitles floating above everyone's heads, revealing their thoughts. At last, I've escaped that mysterious force and can be myself! I see words floating above the heartbroken Luo Ke: Finally, it's your turn to suffer! I'll make you pay! I see words floating above my good friend: This time, I won't let you hurt Luo Ke again! I see words floating above my uncle: Shijing is awake. He shouldn't know I secretly kissed him, right? My eyes go wide as I look at my uncle, who isn't related to me by blood and no longer shares my household registration: Now I know! * Later, while exercising with my uncle... I ask him, "Do you like it when I'm like this?" My uncle blushes and says nothing, but the words floating above his head say: I love it! Reading notes: 1. The main story is in first person. 2. The special ability appears in the middle and later parts: he can see the subtitles above people's heads. 3. The setting allows same-sex marriage and having children. Ongoing novel next door: Lowbrow Fetish A dark-skinned, muscular gong with erectile dysfunction at first x a doctor shou with a sex addiction Lu Shiting is a mechanic who runs his own shop. He spends every day working with machines, and his muscular, dark skin always smells of gasoline. He has a buzz cut, and his friends always say he has a face that looks extremely fertile. But the truth is, he's impotent. There's no way to find someone to test this kind of problem with. While searching aimlessly on his light-brain, he fails to find a video but stumbles on something called an audio drama. From then on, he becomes obsessed with a voice actor called Xy and even starts voice acting himself, gaining a bit of a following. He uses the actor's private messages like a diary, sending him all sorts of things. But his problem still doesn't get better. When the kind neighbor lady tries for the Nth time to set him up with someone, he finally goes to a men's health clinic. The doctor is handsome, has a lovely voice, and is also his apprentice's older brother! He looks at the doctor crouched in front of him, examining him in a different way. "Can you keep this confidential?" Xu Tuzhi looks up and licks the corner of his mouth. "Don't worry. I have professional ethics." * Xu Tuzhi's day job: chief urologist Xu Tuzhi's hobby: voice acting in 18+ audio dramas. He won't accept anything below that rating. Oh, and he plays the gong. Xu Tuzhi's secret: He has a sex addiction. Why Xu Tuzhi has been single all this time: He's picky. The first time Xu Tuzhi sees Lu Tingting, he wants to eat him up. When he sees the other man awkwardly tell him about his erectile dysfunction, he thinks, Here's my chance. * As Lu Shiting messages his blind date, Xu Tuzhi's light-brain rings. On a whim, Xu Tuzhi opens his private messages and discovers that a fan has been using him like a diary. And the contents... * As they peel away layer after layer of secret identities, the two are stunned to discover that it's him, him, and still him! Later, Lu Shiting's problem is cured, and Xu Tuzhi finds a cure for his fetish too. * A Lowbrow Fetish, a Highbrow Love Theme: As long as you don't lose your courage, no hardship is forever