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[Blurb], A silly, sweet comedy
Ye Yu took a tumble and woke up in another world.
The good news: he had become an immortal. The bad news: this immortal was a hopeless simp. After failing to force himself on Lu Wu Zhenjun, the only Martial God in Shenjing, he was beaten until his divine spirit scattered. He lay dead for three days, giving Ye Yu the chance to take over his body.
Ye Yu: Be a simp? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
Egg System: You have no divine essence. If you break your immortal-partner contract with Lu Wu, your body will die and your soul will vanish.
Ye Yu: ... (The other party hurriedly withdrew their previous message.)
To stay alive, Ye Yu began his career as a simp, and committed to it wholeheartedly.
Ye Yu: What is Big Brother doing?
Lu Wu: Can you stop bothering me?
Ye Yu: Big Brother actually asked what I think! He's being so nice. I really like him~
Ye Yu: When can Big Brother come see me?
Lu Wu: In your next life.
Ye Yu: Big Brother is so nice. I want to be with you in my next life too~
His friend couldn't take it anymore: Give up. He's just stringing you along!
Ye Yu: So what if he is? Why doesn't he string anyone else along? If he strings me along, that means he loves me!
His friend: ...
Everyone in Shenjing knew that Yuyu Xianjun was hopelessly devoted to Lu Wu Zhenjun, but couldn't win his love. He was so shameless that people despised and loathed him.
At first, Lu Wu thought the same.
So whenever Yuyu kept humbling himself to show his affection, Lu Wu usually replied with one word:
"Get lost."
No matter how much he hated, belittled, or mistreated him, the man would obediently come crawling back.
Until one day,
Ye Yu got drunk with his friend and, in front of a crowd of spirit officials, said: "What's so great about Lu Wu? Apart from his face, he's got nothing going for him. He's a purebred dumbass!"
Lu Wu, standing behind him with a dark expression: What did you say?
Ye Yu: Uh-oh. I'm done for.
Only then did Lu Wu understand that all the love in this man's eyes and heart had been an act.
So what?
Lu Wu Zhenjun smiled coldly, then pinned the trembling Ye Yu to the bed.
I believed you.
#Quick question: What do you do when your crush catches you pretending to be a simp?
#More importantly, what do you do when pretending to simp turns into the real thing?
[Even More Absurd Blurb]
Yuyu Xianjun had died.
As the most useless immortal in Shenjing, a drunken playboy who caused trouble every day, he had gone and set his sights on Lu Wu Zhenjun.
Yuyu Xianjun had half-coaxed, half-tricked Lu Wu into getting completely drunk.
He had stripped himself and was about to reach for the other man's armor when Lu Wu Zhenjun, who was said to get drunk after one cup, pass out after two, and be half-dead after three, opened his eyes.
The first divine law: Do not attack your fellow officials.
Yuyu Xianjun: Go on, kill me if you can.
The narrator adds the second divine law: Unless the other person asks you to.
Yuyu: ...
And so, in a fit of rage, the only Martial God in a thousand years beat Yuyu Xianjun until his divine spirit scattered.
Ye Yu woke up lying on a floating white jade bed.
In a room wreathed in mist, two white-bearded old men fled, wailing as if they'd seen a ghost, leaving behind Meng Yang, who was holding a set of colored lights.
Ye Yu: Why did they run?
Meng Yang: To save someone.
Ye Yu: Save who?
Meng Yang: The victims of the Heavenly Court's low-quality Jade Nectar Wine.
Ye Yu: What wine???
Meng Yang: Jade Nectar Wine from the Heavenly Court.
Ye Yu: ...One hundred and eighty a cup?
Yuyu Xianjun hadn't died after all, and it seemed his brain had been damaged. The spirit officials of Shenjing were at their wits' end.
Di Yi thought this was a good chance to restore Yuyu Xianjun's divine essence.
Di Yi: Does anyone among you wish to volunteer?
The spirit officials (all taking a synchronized step backward)
Lu Wu, left standing alone: ...
But gradually, Lu Wu realized that although this brain-damaged Yuyu Xianjun was a handful, he was also... rather cute.
A top who's icy on the outside and soft on the inside + a bottom who's all smiles on the outside and dark within
One-on-one, strong leads, sweet romance, mwah
Set in the immortal realm, with very few transmigration elements and plenty of original worldbuilding.
2023.9.15
Theme: No matter what hardships you face, keep a kind heart toward the world.
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I finally found an ancient novel that suited my taste when I was in the midst of a literary drought. I hated Shou at the beginning, but I disliked it at the beginning, but it was really good at the end. Shou has an interesting character, he is a divine king, and God loves the world. A pair of happy enemies, the supporting characters have very good personalities, everyone has a good outlook on things, and they are not just tools. The author's writing style is super good and the author is a treasure. From the beginning to the end, it does not disappoint. After reading the full text, the viewing experience is perfect. The beginning is attractive enough to keep watching, and the ending is not unfinished either. It wraps up slowly, and the logic is completely smooth. Every connection is neither abrupt nor unfinished. The relationship between the two develops naturally and naturally, without industrial saccharine, and the author has a rich imagination. Treasure author. [Purple Sugar]kswl
During the most literary drought, I finally found a novel that suited my taste. I hated Shou, but I disliked it in the early stage, but it was really good in the later stage. Shou's character is interesting, he is a god, and God loves the world. A pair of happy enemies, the supporting characters have very good personalities, everyone has a good outlook on things, and they are not just tools. The author's writing style is super good and he is a rare treasure author. From the beginning to the end, it does not disappoint. After reading the full text, the viewing experience is full marks. The beginning is attractive enough to keep watching, and the ending is not unfinished either. It wraps up slowly, and the logic is completely smooth. Every connection is neither abrupt nor unfinished. The relationship between the two develops naturally and naturally, without industrial saccharine, and the author has a rich imagination. Treasure author. [Purple Sugar]kswl
As far as the relationship between the protagonists is concerned, it is a great story, but the bad thing is that there are too many foreshadowings, or the story starts at the beginning but is not explained clearly later!?! Although the modern chapter has perfected the so-called time travel, it has also confirmed that both parties love each other from the beginning, both body and soul. But 1. Russell Su and Zhao Guang didn't explain it, but if they were both sent to Jiyuan, would they have reunited on another level? 2. When Cang Zhu and the then Danmu Immortal Lord parted, I clearly remembered that Xianju said "I have an appointment with someone, so I want to go to the place where the country is about to be destroyed and treat the plague by the way." So what on earth is going on? Why is it so inconsistent? 3. Later, the descendants of the generals (that is, Lu Yu and Feng Yu) were deceived into doing so-called sacrifices for generations. What happened from beginning to end was not explained clearly. Hanging me up and down, I kept thinking about it, right?
The only thing I think is almost interesting is that he is not the real Danmu, he just traveled through time. It shouldn't be. He might as well be Danmu who lost his memory from the beginning.
I seem to have finally figured out why neither of them have so-called temples or believers, but they have so many merits and have not perished. It is because one of them has done good deeds and left others grateful to him for thousands of years. The other is that all his subordinates who died tragically were locked up by the formation. The innocent souls under the dome who cannot come out are all the sources of faith for the generals.
Cleverly written and well thought out, this is an interesting book. But the ending seemed a bit rushed, giving me the feeling that it ended abruptly, but in fact there was nothing wrong with it. There were probably a few logical problems that could be ignored. Overall, the writing style is good, it's my favorite type. Good job, author 🌈
Nice! Sweet! I like Xiaoxianjun!
You kid, you almost forgot about this.