The Entire Cultivation World Is Eyeing the Demon Venerable

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[Blurb]

The former Demon Venerable, Su Wei, was wicked to the core and infamous throughout the land. The four great sects of the Upper Heaven Realm joined forces to besiege him, and he died within their mountain-protecting formation.

The one who took his life was Ji Wuchen, the Upper Heaven Immortal Venerable who had fought him all his life. One strike from the Heartless Sword, and Su Wei's body and soul were destroyed, leaving no remains.

The last thing he saw was Ji Wuchen in white, wearing an expression of disbelief.

Reborn, Su Wei became an ordinary boy with no cultivation whatsoever.

His first priority was to pack his things and flee, but he discovered that the entire cultivation world already knew he had come back to life, and the four great sects were frantically searching for him.

But the way they were acting... wasn't at all what he'd expected.

The entire Upper Heaven Realm rejoiced: The Demon Venerable has finally been reborn!

Moyang Sect sent out invitations far and wide: The Demon Venerable is cordially invited to visit Mount Canglin. His spirit sword is still stuck in the back mountain!

Fuhua Sect offered a huge reward: Anyone who knows the Demon Venerable's whereabouts may choose any rare treasures they like. Gold, silver, and jade are yours for the taking!

Nanqi Sect brought out a map: Nanqi is vast. The Demon Venerable can take any piece he likes!

Cangyun Sect grew a huge patch of demonic plants: They're flourishing. Would the Demon Venerable like to come take a look?

Su Wei: Is something wrong with me, or with all of you?

Suit yourselves. He's running away regardless.

Then Su Wei ran into Ji Wuchen, who was also searching for him.

He couldn't win a fight, and he couldn't escape. So Su Wei, wearing a disguise, simply collapsed on the ground, looking delicate and weak as he spat out two mouthfuls of blood. "I've long admired the Immortal Venerable. Please take me as your disciple!"

Everyone knew Ji Wuchen never took disciples.

They all said, "Give up. The Immortal Venerable won't take you."

But the North Heng Immortal Venerable sheathed his sword and carried Su Wei to the bed himself. "I want this one."

Everyone: "???"

Su Wei: "???"

After sixteen years in seclusion, the North Heng Immortal Venerable finally emerged and immediately took a disciple.

It would be bad enough if the disciple showed no respect for his master, but instead, he even made the Immortal Venerable bring him tea and meals. How outrageous!

Su Wei: Hmph! My master dotes on me. What's it to you?

The most outrageous part was yet to come.

Those in the know said that the young disciple wore a fake mask every day, and beneath it was a face of eerie, otherworldly beauty.

Everyone said the Immortal Venerable was faithful to his type, and had fallen for someone just like before. The first one planted the tree, and the next one enjoyed its shade. The Demon Venerable was so pitiful.

Su Wei was baffled: Who planted a tree? Who's enjoying its shade? Who's pitiful?

Later, he found out: he was the one who planted the tree, and he was also the one enjoying its shade.

But he wasn't pitiful at all!

Su Wei hugged the cool, fragrant Ji Wuchen and took a deep breath.

Su Wei had a secret about Ji Wuchen.

What he didn't know was that Ji Wuchen had a secret about him, too.

A top who raises shrimp with a head full of water x a bottom who dotes on his disciple and slowly cooks his shrimp

Top's perspective, both are each other's first, one-on-one, strong leads

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There's a certain kind of person in the entertainment industry who has a great face and figure, but terrible public appeal, and seems destined never to become famous.

After transmigrating into a book, Li Yan became exactly that kind of has-been celebrity. His professional skills were awful, and his looks were the only thing that occasionally made people notice him. In the novel, he was barely more than background decoration.

System: So your mission is to blow up the entertainment industry and become a viral sensation!

Li Yan pointed at himself: Huh? Me?

System: Don't worry. You're ridiculously overpowered.

[Bind with me, and you will gain these skills:

1. Fiery Eyes: You can see the red aura around everyone in the entertainment industry.

2. Near Vermilion, Become Red: Rub up against a top-tier star to gain their red aura.

Note: The evaluation for the second skill includes, but is not limited to, duration, physical depth, and cheese difficulty. The System will award Charm Points based on its evaluation.]

Li Yan: Hm?

Oh, right. He'd transmigrated into an 18+ BL novel.

System: Once you max out your Charm Points, you'll defy fate, become famous worldwide, and earn a fortune every day! Geigei~ You won't turn me down, will you?

Why would he turn it down? Hesitating for even one second would be disrespectful to money.

Li Yan, who'd spent half his life as a poor wage slave, desperately suppressed the corners of his mouth from turning upward. "Bind me."

So he tried to remember the plot and picked out four people to "rub up against."

Then the fans of each household discovered that something big had happened.

That little nobody had first been exposed for spending the entire night in a recording studio with a singer-songwriter who had won the Best Original Song Award three years in a row. Every demo recording from that night was destroyed.

Then he spent three hours locked in a backstage dressing room with a runway king who had a wealth of luxury fashion connections. When they came out, someone saw him wearing a bespoke outfit from a fashion show, his face flushed.

Next, he was photographed pressed close to an all-around dance king who had just won a world-class competition, dancing provocatively during a private lesson. Their moves were so hot they were one step away from ripping their clothes off for a movie scene.

Then rumors spread that he was staying at the same hotel as a Three-Crown Best Actor who had won countless awards. The makeup artist had to spend an extra hour each day covering up the hickeys on his neck...

Every time Li Yan trended, the whole internet turned against him.

"A no-name celebrity from the eighteenth tier, stop clinging to my idol!"

"He goes after whoever's famous. What a scheming jerk!"

"He's not even famous, but he sure loves clinging to people!"

"Seeing him throw himself at people makes me sick. Don't give this kind of person any attention!"

Li Yan paid no attention to the torrents of abuse and attacks. He diligently amassed Charm Points, and as his score climbed higher, the tide of online opinion gradually began to turn.

A single with the singer was released: "Wait, he's actually a pretty good singer?"

A fashion shoot with the model top went live: "I have to admit, Li Yan really is good-looking."

A dance variety show with the dance king aired: "He learned to dance halfway through his life and can still do this? Those moves are so seductive!"

The TV series he starred in with the actor top aired: "He's such a good actor! I can't stop staring at him. Mmm!"

Li Yan successfully rose to become a top-tier star. Every day, he happily watched his bank balance keep climbing and received more work offers than he could handle.

He sifted through the pile of job offers and chose the hottest dating reality show of the moment. Supposedly, all the participants were popular celebrities.

Li Yan could practically see a massive wave of red aura beckoning to him.

But when he arrived at the filming location and opened the door, everyone inside was someone he knew.

Li Yan: Oh, wow.

That night, he received messages from the others.

Top 1: Didn't you say you love hearing me pant? Come to my room. I'll pant for you in my most melodious voice.

Top 2: You've been working out lately. Want to sit on my abs?

Top 3: I've choreographed some new dance moves and poses. Want to try them with me?

Top 4: Come over. Let's go over the bed scenes in our new script.

The production team "accidentally" switched the camera feed and livestreamed Li Yan's phone screen.

The entire internet went wild!

Reading Guide:

1. The bottom is clearly not a virgin, but all the tops are, and they all have one-sided feelings for him.

2. My writing ability is limited, but I'm trying my best.

2025/11/20

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