Completed apocalypse survival novel: I'm Livestreaming Zombie Battles Across All Time and Space. The apocalypse novel next door, Zombies Are Here, but I Got Bound to a Top Student System, is currently being serialized. Feel free to check it out if you're interested.
Synopsis:
Ye Xingge was reborn and bound to a card-draw System. He learned that the world he was in was a danmei novel about an adored uke surrounded by doting family and friends. The protagonist uke was his younger brother, the fake young master who had been switched at birth with him, while the protagonist seme was his fiance. As for Ye Xingge, he was a cannon-fodder foil, doomed to make a mess of everything, get hated by the whole internet, be disowned by the Ye family, and die penniless in a stinking ditch.
Given another chance at life, he decided he was done playing along. Whoever wanted to lick someone's boots could go ahead. He was out.
Scumbag Dad: "I shouldn't have brought you back. It would have been better than letting you bully Xiao Yi like this."
Ye Xingge: "Get lost!"
Scumbag Mom: "Ye Xingge, what happened to you? You've disappointed us so much!"
Ye Xingge: "You get lost too!"
Scumbag Eldest Brother Ye: "Ye Xingge, you're asking for it!"
Ye Xingge pulled out his phone. "Hello, police? Someone here just threatened to kill me. I'm scared."
The System successfully bound to him and initiated the first card draw. Ye Xingge tried drawing a card, which gave him the skill "Eat a Lot of Rice."
Ye Xingge nearly died laughing. Are you sure you want to call that a skill?
Then a newly opened restaurant across the street started a promotion: whoever could eat the most rice would get free meals for ten days, today only.
Ye Xingge checked his bank balance: just ten yuan. He also owed his agency a huge contract termination fee. He thought for a moment. "Let's go. I'll crush this challenge!"
After that, he drew a card every day, and all sorts of weird, useless skills came flying out. One day, he even drew an unlimited-term bodyguard.
He looked at the sickly bodyguard, who couldn't lift a finger or carry a thing. "System, can I swap this for another draw? I'll take the card on the right."
System: [No. Card draws are random. It's all up to fate.]
Ye Xingge muttered under his breath, "This thing's rigged as hell."
With no way to return him, he simply put the bodyguard to work as his assistant and saved himself an expense.
One day, the livestream camera briefly caught the bodyguard.
Livestream viewer 1: That bodyguard looks familiar. Wait, show him again.
Livestream viewer 2: Turn the camera back!
The camera swept over the bodyguard again, and the entire livestream went wild. It was Xie Daowen, the young master of the capital's most powerful family!
The dark, twisted, unhinged uke Ye Xingge x the frail, sickly, doomed-to-die seme Xie Daowen
Reader's guide:
1. The uke is pretty unhinged. If you mess with him, he'll fight back.
2. The seme appears fairly late.
3. No celebrity fandom, lots of random made-up details, and no real-life inspiration.
4. Don't overthink it. Just enjoy the madness.
5. Don't scrutinize the details. Taking it seriously is exhausting. It's all about being completely crazy.
6. This novel has a 50% anti-piracy chapter lock. Thanks for understanding.
Supernatural danmei crime thriller: Who Is the Suspect? [Crime Thriller]
On February 3, 2000, the day before Lunar New Year's Eve, a suitcase dismemberment case took place on Jinhe Mountain.
Lin Shi received the report and went to Jinhe Mountain to investigate. The victim had been dismembered and boiled. No identification documents were found, and there were no clues left behind by the suspect.
A month passed without progress in the case, and the public fell into a panic.
Then one day, Lin Shi received a call from an unknown number. "Hello, I'm Gu Bai. You asked my uncle to have me create a criminal profile of the suspect in the Jinhe Mountain dismemberment case from ten years ago. I think I can take it on."
Theme: Respect yourself, love yourself, conduct yourself with dignity, and stay disciplined. Become a better person.
💪 💪 🤩 The emoticons are so cute, I secretly put a few pre-collections 1: The next book is about Gu Dan Xiu Xian "After the Villain Brother Awakens" 2: The fantasy novel "I Kill the Gods in the World of Rules and Monsters" 3: Gu Dan Xiu Xian "After the Master of Cultivation Passes Into Mary Su Wen" Put a broken bowl, give it a few, please give me a small one [make me healthy]
No, I have to save up for a few days. It's too uncomfortable to look at one picture a day. I have to be miserable for a few days and have a happy day o((*^▽^*))o
The love brain says that it can only think of trying to pursue a wife 😏
Good guy, there is only one big brother left, right?
Good guy, there is only one big brother left, right?
Finally finished reading it! In the first half, the content of shit and farts is so high that it looks like it has been soaked in shit water for 10 years. People who like shit and piss will probably like to read it. I have never seen an article with such a high level of shit. I almost saw my boss and colleagues and wanted them to use the shit they pulled out to apply a shit mask and eat the shit directly after using it. The shit content in the second half is reduced, and the villain plot is no longer interesting, so it's a bit shit and the plot is low. The protagonist is really sick, and his level of madness surpasses 99% of the protagonists on the site who have gone crazy after being reborn. However, in the end, we don't even see him going to a psychiatrist. Is it really okay to not take a look at him even though his head is like this? And to be honest, I don't see any difference between getting rich and Ye Yishui's dog lickers. There is no difference at all except being a dog and having a limited IQ. Even if the protagonist asks him to do anything that breaks the law, he will do it. Although they are not related by blood, the similarity between the Ye brothers is so high that they can only be called a family. Ye Yishui is a green tea bitch x dog, and the protagonist is a psychotic madman x dog. There is essentially no difference and not very interesting, so I have no feeling for the protagonist CP. The main character Ye Xingge is just crazy in the first half, but in the second half he really relies on 666 and getting rich to break the law and take revenge while enforcing the law with justice. Although there are not many good people involved, the methods used to deal with some of the people who have enemies with him are a bit ugly. It is better to watch the first half of him being bright and deceiving people. My favorite characters in the whole article are the Third Protector and Sister Lin. The Third Protector didn't appear much in the second half and it was not fun. Then, in the middle of the movie, the characters I felt the most about were the rich young master No. 1 And the illegitimate son No. 2, Whose names I couldn't even remember. The story of No. 1 Becoming 0 and accidentally being taught a lesson by his rival in love, No. 2, Forgetting about Ye Yishui and getting together. It was very interesting, but it's a pity that they ended up together.
Spread flowers, spread flowersヾ(????)?~
"Hong Heng." This is a big bug for the author~
Crazy literature, take the initiative to relax~
I finally finished watching it at 1:42 in the morning. I saw the story about the brainless villain in the middle, and I wanted to give up. I was so speechless.