After the Villainous Senior Brother Awakened

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Here's the blurb:

Lin Ruqiu is the senior disciple of the Talisman Peak at the Sacred Spirit Sect, a cultivation prodigy rarely seen in the cultivation world for nearly a thousand years. He pursues immortality through cultivation and is respected by the sect's disciples.

One day, he suddenly awakens to the truth: the world he lives in is merely a cultivation novel. The protagonist, Xie Xuandu, rises from an outer disciple of the Sword Sect to become the greatest sage on the cultivation continent, revered by every faction.

Lin Ruqiu is Xie Xuandu's senior brother. Because he is attracted to Xie Xuandu's face, he relentlessly pursues him, resorting to any means necessary to have him. In the end, he is doomed to have his soul scattered and his body reduced to nothing.

It is the day of the disciples' competition at the Immortal Sects' Gathering. His relentless pursuit of Xie Xuandu has already made him a laughingstock within the sect, and he is holding a lovingly prepared lunch for Xie Xuandu.

Under everyone's disdainful, expectant gazes, he tosses the meal to Xie Xuandu and turns to leave.

Everyone is stunned!

Disciple 1: What the hell, Senior Brother Lin's lost his mind today!

Disciple 2: Senior Brother Lin usually sees Junior Brother Xie and immediately tells him a hundred times that he loves him and wants to XXX him. How come he didn't say a word today?

Disciple 3: No way! I bet he would say "I love you" ten times today. Damn, I'm going to lose everything!

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Recently, Xie Xuandu has noticed that his refined, otherworldly senior brother Lin is acting strangely. He says he loves him, yet finds even the thought of touching him disgusting. Just brushing their hands together makes him frown all day.

He used to be so eager to cultivate with him day and night. Now he seems to want to stay a hundred and eighty meters away. And yet, even so, his senior brother keeps bringing him all sorts of pastries and food, day after day.

What new scheme has Senior Brother Lin come up with this time?

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Lin Ruqiu follows the plot to the end, successfully fakes his death, and has his soul scattered. When he wakes, a hundred years have passed.

He expected to be in the sacred land he had arranged for himself, but finds that he is still at the Sacred Spirit Sect, with the junior brother who despises him at his side. "Senior Brother, once you've recovered, you can go outside."

Then one day, he discovers that none of it is real. He is not at the Sacred Spirit Sect.

Xie Xuandu shuts the door and pins him to the bed. "Why do you want to leave, Senior Brother? Isn't it nice here? Just you and me. It will always be just you and me!"

Cool, dignified senior brother Lin Ruqiu, the one pursued x obsessive, unhinged junior brother Xie Xuandu, the pursuer

Please add my fantasy danmei infinite-world novel, "The Daoist Master Hunts Spirits in a Strange World," to your collection!

Lin Xuanwen is the last Daoist priest at Yunxiao Temple. There have been no ghosts or monsters in the world for a hundred years, and peace has reigned.

With no one looking for Daoists to exorcise ghosts, Yunxiao Temple fell into decline. He is the last one left, keeping watch over the temple.

But one day, he is dragged into a strange world. The first thing he sees is a mountain god's sacrifice: a boy in red, dressed as a bride, being offered up.

A monster crawls out from under the bed, with bloody jaws and fangs, dressed in rags.

Lin Xuanwen kicks open the door, holding a peachwood sword. "You dare show yourself in front of me? You've clearly eaten plenty of people. I can't let you get away with this. Heavenly thunder, strike!"

The livestream chat fills with question marks.

[Wait, are all newcomers this bold now? Also, that's a monster, not a ghost. Wearing a purple robe won't help you!]

But the next moment, a bolt of heavenly thunder crashes down, striking the monster clean through and making it vanish.

The livestream chat fills with ten thousand exclamation marks.

[Holy crap! That was an S-rank monster, and it got struck dead just like that!]

[Is this fake? Daoist Master, that's a monster, not a ghost!]

Lin Xuanwen says, as long as it's pronounced gui, it counts. Same pronunciation, same thing to catch.

Later, Daoist Lin hunts monsters all over the strange world, and his private messages are flooded with people eager to team up with him.

Everyone: Daoist Master, help! I want to buy talismans.

Lin Xuanwen: Ten yuan each. One can save your life. Remember to offer incense to the founding master.

Everyone: Holy crap, that's so cheap! I'll take a dozen!

Lin Xuanwen: Wonderful! Exorcising evil and protecting the people is the principle of Yunxiao Temple. My master, my fellow disciples, and I will surely make Yunxiao Temple prosper and never let evil spirits harm anyone!

Could that monster please stop following him? Since he saved you, you should go reincarnate.

Monster: I don't think I can reincarnate. You saved me, so now I'm yours.

Please add my upcoming fantasy danmei novel about a young Miao man, "My Ex-Boyfriend Is a Miao Youth," to your collection!

Lin Fuyu is mired in one scandal after another in the entertainment industry, a famous top-tier star known as a pretty face.

After returning from a shoot abroad, he took a year off. Everyone thought he'd been kicked off the set for acting like a diva. Only his own people knew he had been set up during filming, cursed with a Gu, and disfigured.

His manager made inquiries everywhere and found a village where, according to rumor, someone could undo the curse. He hurried over that very night. But as the village grew more and more familiar, he wanted nothing more than to drive away with the car on his back.

Manager: Why are you running? Do you still want treatment or not?

Lin Fuyu: Treatment for what? I'd be lucky if he didn't plant two Gu in me!

Someone in that very village practices Gu magic. It's none other than the ex-boyfriend Lin Fuyu dumped ages ago.

Lin Fuyu looks at the handsome man playing with a little white snake and clears his throat. "What if I told you I had a reason for breaking up with you? I still like you, actually. Would you believe me?"

Miao Wen glances up. "You think I'm still as stupid as I used to be?"

Lin Fuyu thought his ex-boyfriend wouldn't agree to help, but he does, on the condition that Lin Fuyu serve as his medicine test subject for a year, trying out his Gu.

Lin Fuyu would rather die than be humiliated. He signs the agreement and starts serving as his ex-boyfriend's test subject.

Later, every few days his ex-boyfriend holds him and kisses him mercilessly. The excuse is that the new Gu needs to be soothed with the Gu master's tongue-tip blood. He even gets kissed while filming a variety show.

Comment 1: Is it just me, or is Yuyu's mouth kind of red today? It looks a little swollen, too.

Comment 2: Did a bug bite him?

People online speculate wildly, all saying it must be a bug bite. But every time Lin Fuyu appears, his lips are red and swollen.

Then a photo of Lin Fuyu being pinned against a wall and kissed leaks online, and the internet explodes.

#Top-Tier Star Suspected of Having Been Secretly Married for Years#

Lin Fuyu nearly spits blood when he sees the trending topic. Secretly married? My ass! He and Miao Wen are sworn enemies. Secretly married? He'd never secretly marry Miao Wen!

He turns around and sees Miao Wen staring at him, then yelps in fright. "Miao, you bastard, don't come over! We agreed, no more than twice a day!"

Theme: Fate may overpower people, but people can also overcome fate