After I Transmigrated Into the World of Anime, My Favorite Character Could Read My Mind

Because of a mistake by the God of Dimensions, I was forced to come to the 2D world. When the God of Dimensions apologized, I said it was fine, as long as I got a place to live and enough money to be a good-for-nothing forever, reading manga and enjoying all things 2D...

But when I saw Yokohama on the map, with its five tall buildings; Tokyo, where curses appeared out of nowhere; and Beika, where murders happened all the time... I fell silent.

Damn it, I'd be lucky to survive a single day here!!

So the God of Dimensions kindly gave me enough money to last a lifetime, along with buffs that made it impossible for me to die and set my pain level to zero.

But neither of us expected that the God would accidentally leave me with a buff that let the main characters hear my thoughts.

After arriving in the 2D world, my first plan was to crawl around in the shadows and secretly be a stalker. More specifically, I would run into my favorite characters every day and deliver my most important lines:

"Aaaaaah, my jaded favorite character is the best!! My bandaged favorite character is the best! Let me copy your homework!"

"My wife's body is so weak, my heart aches for her. She's so perfect for being tossed around and mobbed..."

"A choker!!! Wife, let me lick it!! Please, just let me lick it once, I'm begging you!"

"That big sister is so cool!! Let me cling to you!!!"

"What's this? A rebellious white-haired high school boy. I'm copying him.

What's this? A black-haired high school boy with his eyes closed. I'm copying him."

"Those boobs are huge... Let me touch them..."

"My wife's white hair is so damn hot, boohoo... Vodka, you don't know how lucky you are! I'd gladly be her driver every day, boohoo..."

"Blond with dark skin... So hot. I want to lick him..."

"Class president!!! If you've got the guts, hit me with your cane!!! Hit me!!!"

The main characters, forced to hear my thoughts: ...

Just as they were about to take out this unknown woman who didn't know her place, some strange thoughts made them hesitate:

"Odasaku... Dad!!! Don't die!!! Boohoo, why would anyone kill such cute children..."

The bandage-wearing guy sat up straight.

"By the way, did my wife get healthier after becoming a vampire? Yokohama later on is basically the apocalypse. The plot gets so wild that I haven't read it carefully..."

The people of Yokohama froze.

"I wonder if I should go save the police academy team. Sure, my favorite characters are better off dead, and Widow Rei is amazing too, but wouldn't it be uncool to come here and not save the police academy team..."

A certain Bourbon widened his eyes.

"The Red Chamber Dream is such a pain! It's so hard to go spoil it. Sigh, why make things hard for a not-so-smart little girl who ended up in this detective world!"

A certain protagonist of Red Chamber Dream, who preferred not to reveal his name: ...

"Sigh, the three students at the technical college are so great right now! Why do they have to drift apart when they grow up? It's all the fault of those old oranges!!!"

The three students at the technical college: ...

Years later, the God of Dimensions wanted to look back at the child it had dragged into this mess, only to see her buffs blazing above her head like daylight. ?

Me: ? Kill me now, quickly.

Tips: The main story alternates between first and third person. Since I can't die and can't feel pain, I never fit into the 2D world and have the feeling of being a fourth-wall-breaking player. I'll agonize over whether to save people, since I don't want to get involved in the plot and just want to watch the show. But my thoughts really do end up saving a lot of people. No romance, friendship with everyone. The heroine used to be a gloomy, messed-up person, so there will be lots of crazy jokes. Please don't read if that's not your thing.

This will probably update every other day before it gets ranked, then follow the ranking schedule after that. I'm busy in real life, but wanted to read something and couldn't find what I wanted, so I started writing this. I have no chapters saved up.

Theme: Friendship is the cure for life.