After the Lord of Paradise Complained About His Friend on the Rooftop

[Completed. Thanks for your support!]

[Coming soon: Dating Ushijima]

[Coming soon: Kusuko's Daily Life at Inarizaki]

[Genderbent Douma. Content warnings in the synopsis below.]

A high school girl who leads the Paradise Faith is incredibly popular, with a following rivaling that of top idols. Recently, she drew even more attention after appearing on a rooftop show and roasting her friends.

1: Everyone says it's never too early to start investing, so I put some of my money into Kokonoi. I made a profit, but I still feel like I got ripped off. He keeps deducting money whenever I talk! He's so young and already so heartless. It makes me sad.

2: Haruchiyo accused me of recommending the wrong shampoo and said he wanted to send me to paradise early. He can't even accept that our hair types are different. Honestly, I'm more worried about his head than his hair.

3: Someone around me is really into DJing and working out, and keeps telling me about the benefits of exercise. But he's slower than I am when he runs. I told him he was too weak to convince me, and then his brother recommended it to me because he chased me for three blocks.

4: There really are gods in this world, but even the five-yen gods can be fooled. We should all read more books.

5: My friend Hiyori has two modes: hair tied up and hair down. How amazing. I want that too.

6: My deskmate Ango is really good at studying. I used his notes for two years and went from tenth in my grade to fifth. Highly recommend.

7: I have an online friend named Ichijo who loves manga. He always messages me in the middle of the night. He says that's his normal schedule, and he even has classes at that hour. He must have it rough, but I still want to tell him: stop trying to live like a vampire. You'll lose your hair.

Afterword:

I'm currently being hunted down. Please help. Over.

Years later, the interviewee, now a famous actress, returned to the rooftop for another interview. The people she'd roasted back then were waiting downstairs, making their message very clear: watch what you say.

Paradise Faith Leader: ...

Reader's Guide:

1. The Paradise Faith Leader is genderbent. She's neither a demon nor an esper.

2. The pairing is set: Koko Seishu.

3. Goal: Expand the circle of friends! [Done expanding the social circle in The Paradise Faith Leader Wants to Play Volleyball and The Paradise Faith Leader's Day Starts with Volleyball.]

4. The author's notes include introductions to the characters who appear.

5. The BG dynamics vary, but this is a BG story! No shipping it as GB!

Theme: People should be a little more fun.