Your Ex-Boyfriend Is Mine Now

[A collection of stories, one pairing per story. I’ll write whichever one inspires me first~] Story One complete There are countless scumbag men in the world, each with his own special brand of awful. They use their beguiling looks and honeyed words to toy with the protagonists, cheating them out of money, sex, and love. Some even leave them dead, their souls scattered to the winds. But every lie is eventually exposed. After the breakups, these scumbags finally realize how good they had it with the protagonists. They regret everything! The scumbags throw their arms up and pound their chests, crying, “Baby, please forgive me! Take me back! 〒▽〒” But when they go to all the trouble of finding the protagonists, they discover that an “evil dragon” has been guarding them all along. The “dragon” flicks his tail and pulls the protagonist into his arms, sneering, “Scumbag, get lost!” “Your wife belongs to me now!” ◇ Showbiz Dating Show Story I Top: What do I do after catching my boyfriend cheating on a dating show?? Bottom: My turn to take the stage (delighted) [A shy, clueless pretty-boy top × a powerful bottom] ◇ Modern Supernatural Story II Top: My boyfriend said he wanted to be with me for all eternity, so why is he calling an exorcist to send me off when I go looking for him as a ghost? Bottom: I follow the principles of the ghostly path: you can’t force a spirit to move on while it’s still attached to this world… Hey, you can’t eat that! A hug costs five hundred units of yang energy, and it’s all-you-can-eat. [A fierce but food-loving, easily placated vengeful ghost top × an auspicious beast who’s great at cleaning up messes] #If my yang energy and I both fall into the water, which one will you save first?# #If I weren’t the one with the strongest yang energy, would you still love me?# ◇ Modern Mermaid Story III Top: My boyfriend got rich overnight by selling the pearls I cried, and now he wants to sell me too?? Bottom: Don’t be scared. I’ll reserve the Pacific Ocean for you. [A powerful, unexpectedly gullible and beautiful mermaid top × a CEO who knows the mermaid-raising guidebook by heart] ◇ After an Unfeeling Daoist Immortal’s Heart Shatters IV The immortal honored one falls in love with the little disciple he personally brought home years ago. His heart, devoted to the unfeeling path, shatters. He thinks it’s a match made in heaven, and gives up all his cultivation without regret, never realizing he’s just one of the little disciple’s many fish. The immortal honored one seals away his memories and enters the mortal world to undergo a trial. Only after experiencing all eight worldly sufferings can he rebuild his immortal body. On his first day as a mortal, a wolf abducts him to be its bandit chief’s wife. Later, the immortal honored one hears someone call the little wolf, whose ears he loves to pinch and whose tail he likes to pet, “Demon Lord.” ◇ After Divorcing My Former Daoist Partner, I Became His Stepmother V ◇ My Demonic Neighbor VI Bottom: My neighbor is a powerful demon hidden in the city, possessed of a beauty rarely seen in the world. Every few days, he seduces strange men and women into his home to feed on their essence. One day, the demon slapped the man outside his door. The man’s face turned paler than snow, and he looked ready to faint at any moment. Was he sick? I saved him. Later, I became one of the demon’s lovers too. ouo ◇ The Mute Top Who Bakes Sweet Cakes VII ◇ Ten years of knowing and loving my childhood friend and boyfriend couldn’t compete with one week with an arrogant transfer student… [A top who’s a model student and top scholar × an equally matched academic rival bottom] VIII Theme: Treat others with sincerity.