[The writing isn't very good, so I don't recommend reading this QAQ]
Loy was a newly adult male Zerg and a little prince of the Empire. One day, he accidentally transmigrated to Earth, ten billion light-years away, and from then on had to make a living on his own.
But he was neither physically strong nor very familiar with human society. In the end, on someone's recommendation, he joined a dating reality show.
To stay safe, Loy hid his true identity and quietly blended into the crowd.
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The new season of the dating show Three-Line Love Poems became an instant hit. This was partly because all the contestants were outstanding in their fields, but also because of one very unusual young man.
With his angelic looks, golden hair, and blue eyes, he behaved very differently from ordinary people and soon captured everyone's attention.
Aloof movie star: "I've acted in countless scripts, but my feelings for you are real."
Top-tier star: "Be with me, and I'll sing only for you for the rest of my life."
Famous poet: "My heart was buried beneath the snow of a whole winter. When you came, it turned lush and green."
They were captivated by Loy, and the audience was crazy about him too.
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There was only one person who never spoke to him in sweet, romantic words, but Loy felt that he understood him best. His name was Xie Chen, the first human Loy had met after arriving on Earth.
When Loy got an upset stomach from something he ate, Xie Chen brought him a cup of warm water.
Then he said, "Everyone's stomach has its own quirks. From now on, I'll remind you what you shouldn't eat."
Loy rubbed his little belly. "Okay~"
The air conditioner broke at the filming location for one episode, and Earth's temperature kept Loy tossing and turning all night.
Xie Chen sat by his bed and fanned him with a little hand fan. "Go to sleep. Good night."
Loy rolled over, wrapped his arms around Xie Chen's waist, and drifted off.
When the contestants exchanged roses, Loy received a whole bunch.
He asked Xie Chen, "Is one of these yours?"
Xie Chen smiled. "What do you think?"
Then Xie Chen asked him, "This one of mine is from you, right?"
Loy was shocked. "How did you know?"
Xie Chen said, "I guessed only you would draw two stick figures on the card."
Loy: "..." (I really need to study Chinese characters!)
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Loy felt that Xie Chen treated him so, so well. But gradually, he began to notice something strange: Xie Chen seemed to know too much about the habits that set him apart from humans, and was always testing him in subtle ways.
A premonition rose in Loy's heart. Could Xie Chen be...? But Loy didn't dare ask.
Until one day, Loy experienced his first heat. The pheromones of an S-rank male Zerg made it impossible for anyone to approach him. Later, Xie Chen took him away and injected him with a suppressant.
The cold liquid coursed through his veins. Loy endured the pain and grabbed Xie Chen's sleeve, his voice trembling slightly. "Yuo kley nia do?" (In the Zerg language: Who are you, really?)
Xie Chen knelt on one knee before him and replied in the Zerg language:
"The Empire's 132nd general, Your Highness;
I served from Star Calendar 3203 to 3208, until I was accidentally pulled into a black hole;
I once served by Your Highness's side as your escort, your most loyal subordinate, your armor,
or...
Loy watched him quietly. After a moment, Xie Chen continued:
"Or..."
"Your antidote."
*A pure-hearted little prince who tenaciously survives on Earth as the pursuer x a cunning, powerful man who is already used to life on Earth as the pursued
*The pursued dotes on and chases the pursuer, both are each other's first
*Updates at 9 p.m. Other times are for fixing typos (Ah, my little pursuer, I'm not chasing you!)
Theme: Brave little Zerg, fear no hardship
It's so cute to call yourself by your own name, baby
You are right, why should the pursuer make the pursued person angry?
Baby Roy should go back to the Zerg. Being an illiterate in the human world is too painful and there are so many accidents. Or let baby Roy learn how to spell and recognize words starting from pinyin. He has made money now. You can hire an online teacher or watch online videos yourself. You always have to know some words.
Luo Bao is working so hard on Earth. When can he go back?
When did Xie Chen lose his horse? It feels so tiring to be alone on earth.
Baby Luoluo is so cute
Xiao Xie really feels safe and kind!
Bao, why do you reward him 🐶
I really want to watch the extra qwq! I really want to see the sweet follow-up between the little prince and the knight.
Author, you've already made such a metaphor, yet you didn't write in the extra story to ask them to go back. After all, their life on earth is very inconvenient.