After Constantly Trying to Get Myself Killed, I Became the Male Lead’s Beloved

[Please read the content warnings and pinned comments before starting. Please add my upcoming story, *Your Husband Is Lovely. He's Mine Now*, to your collection!] Copyright belongs to Jinjiang. Unauthorized reposting is prohibited. Shen Huaichen transmigrates into a political intrigue novel, becoming a minor cannon-fodder character with the same name. He has a beautiful face, elegant as an immortal, with looks as lovely as flowers and the moon. In reality, he is a depraved wastrel who does every evil imaginable, a genuine scumbag. A supposed System tells him that if he wants to die and come back to life in his original world, he has to follow the plot and keep courting death, playing the part of a proper scumbag until the male lead kills him with a single stroke and ends his wicked life. Shen Huaichen diligently follows the plot, only to realize that this “princess” looks at him strangely. The cannon fodder's death-seeking plot: He lusts after the legitimate princess's beauty, seduces her and asks to marry her, then gets drunk on their wedding night and violates her personal maid. The day after the wedding, he goes to a brothel with his wastrel friends, trampling the princess's dignity underfoot. Shen Huaichen's first step toward courting death: He has to choose between two people, but mistakenly marries the male lead, thinking he's the princess. Second step: Born frail, he gets drunk after just one cup of light wine on his wedding day. He accidentally sleeps through the entire wedding night, completely unaware that the male lead sits by the bed all night, sharpening a knife as he watches him. Third step: Newly married, Shen Huaichen goes on a spring outing with a heartbroken friend to cheer him up, only to run into assassins by bad luck. He survives thanks to the male lead's rescue… For the final step in courting death, Shen Huaichen turns down the male lead's advances, determined to die. He expects to feel a cold blade, but when he closes his eyes, he receives a searing kiss instead. … When Rong Xuan first meets Shen Huaichen, he is full of schemes and sees him only as a notorious playboy he can use. But after spending a few days together, he realizes that Shen Huaichen is a complete fool who can't even tell whether the people around him are sincere. And yet this fool wins all of Rong Xuan's heart. He wants Shen Huaichen to be free of illness and sleep peacefully every night. He wants to build the prosperous age Shen Huaichen mentioned in passing, with full granaries for both public and private use and roads across the Nine Provinces free of bandits and tigers. He wants all this simply to keep that beam of light by his side and let him live more freely. ☆, Reader's Guide, ☆ ① Frail, sweet, and naive seme x scheming uke. The political intrigue is on an elementary-school level. ② For the sake of the story, the uke, who is also the male lead, disguises himself as a woman at the beginning. The seme marries him as a princess, lives in the princess's residence, and addresses him as “Your Highness.” Elsewhere, such as in descriptions of the original plot, and especially before his identity is revealed, the male lead is referred to as a “princess.” Please proceed with caution if this bothers you. Don't force yourself to read if you don't like it. ③ If you enjoy this story, thank you so much. If it isn't to your taste, I'm sorry in advance. The author doesn't label their work with any specific genre. There are a thousand Hamlets in a thousand people's eyes, so please judge the content for yourself. Be civil, and no personal attacks. ④ The protagonist transmigrates with his entire body. ⑤ The cover character designs are used with permission from Sanmi. >>Upcoming story blurb: Your Husband Is Lovely. He's Mine Now ☆World 1: *When the Ruthless Immortal's Dao Heart Shattered* The immortal sovereign falls in love with the little disciple he personally brought home years ago, shattering his heart on the ruthless path. He thinks it's a match made in heaven and gives up all his cultivation without regret, only to discover that he's just one of the little disciple's many lovers. The immortal sovereign seals his memories and enters the mortal world to undergo tribulation. Only after experiencing all eight human sufferings can he rebuild his immortal body. On his first day as a mortal, a wolf drags him off to be its bandit chief's wife. Later, the immortal sovereign hears someone call the little wolf, whose ears he loves to pinch and whose tail he loves to stroke, “Lord Demon.” ☆World 2: *Merfolk* A merfolk from the ocean depths wanders into a river and loses his way among its twisting waterways. Thanks to a young fisherman, he manages to find his way back to the sea. The boy's clothes are so worn. He must be poor, right? Thinking this, the merfolk rubs his eyes hard. His tears fall as gleaming white pearls, which he stores in a treasure box and secretly swims over to give the boy every seven days as thanks. In return, the boy brings him human food. The merfolk and the boy grow up together. The boy's family builds a two-story villa and becomes the first in the village to grow wealthy. Then the merfolk is captured and locked in a cage. The merfolk has an incredibly long nightmare. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself in comfortable seawater, with a man in casual clothes standing by the pool, his ink-black eyes brimming with emotions the merfolk can't understand. ☆World 3: *The Ghost* The Ghost is a vengeful spirit. There are two reasons for this conclusion. First, he has a physical body. Second, every ghost he meets is afraid of him. Ever since the Ghost became conscious, he has wandered around this old mansion. One day, a group of oddly dressed young people breaks in. Their leader gives off a sweet, powerful aura of yang energy. He looks delicious. Only later does the Ghost learn that this delicious human is a livestreaming adventurer. They strike a deal: the human will help him escape the mansion and provide him with some yang energy each day, while he protects the human. With a bodyguard, the human's streaming career takes off. The Ghost thinks the human's sweet words mean he likes him, but soon discovers that the human has started dating someone new and even brought in a Taoist master to catch him. The Taoist master has even stronger yang energy. Most importantly, the man willingly offers himself as the Ghost's emergency food supply, so the Ghost never has to go hungry again (〃‘▽’〃) ☆World 4: Beloved livestreaming star seme x powerful uke ☆World 5: I Became My Ex-Dao Companion's Stepmother After Our Divorce ☆World 6: *The Monster Next Door* Uke's perspective: My neighbor is a powerful monster hiding in the city. He's breathtakingly beautiful, and every few days he lures strange men and women into his home to absorb their essence. One day, the monster slaps the man outside his door. The man's face is paler than snow, and he looks like he'll faint any second. Is he sick? I save him. Later, I become one of the monster's lovers too, ouo. Theme: Be kind, no matter where you are.