Forced to Fake Romance With My Nemesis on a Variety Show About Kids

[Gong-focused upcoming story: Please follow After Accidentally Marrying the Male Lead. Blurb below~] ★Please read the content warnings first Yu Baitang and Jian Ran were widely known as sworn enemies at Shencheng No. 1 High School. Rumor had it that Jian Ran had been led on by Yu Baitang and, furious with embarrassment, had gone out of his way to target him. A busybody interviewed them about it. Yu Baitang smiled faintly. “We're classmates. There's no conflict between us, and there's nothing between us beyond friendship.” Jian Ran punched the interviewer. “Would I ever fall for that liar? Dream on!” When they woke up, they had both transmigrated five years into the future. Even more terrifyingly, they were dating and living together. Yu Baitang was a popular movie emperor known for his outstanding acting, while Jian Ran was the president of a famous entertainment company. Jealous, Jian Ran had signed up for a parenting reality show funded by his own company. Filming started tomorrow. Yu Baitang didn't want to pay the penalty for breaking the contract, and Jian Ran didn't want to go back on his word and get beaten to death by his older brother. The sworn enemies, who couldn't stand the sight of each other, immediately agreed to muddle through the shoot and figure things out afterward. And so the chaotic filming began. On the first day of the parenting show, they were asked about the most memorable things in their relationship... Yu Baitang paused, then said, “He always came last in every high school exam. He only started working hard when he realized the gap between us was too big.” Jian Ran wasn't about to lose. “He wore women's clothes and video-called me every night in high school to seduce me.” Hmph. Yu Baitang rolled his eyes discreetly. “He's clingy. He visits me on every film set and can't bear to be away from me for even a moment.” Bullshit! Jian Ran ground his teeth. Anyone could make things up. “He often calls me ‘darling’ and ‘baby’ in private. Whenever we meet, he wants kisses and hugs, and for me to lift him up. Isn't that right, sweetheart?” Yu Baitang: “...” Ugh! Jian Ran: “...” Gag! The camera operator: “?” The viewers watching the livestream: “!” Are we allowed to hear this? One night, before bed, five-year-old Jian Mingxi approached the two uncles with a serious expression, dressed in bear pajamas. “Did you two have a fight?” “Why aren't you giving each other goodnight kisses anymore?” Jian Ran blushed bright red and, as if completing an assignment, gave Yu Baitang a fierce kiss on the lips. Then he paused and kissed him again. Then once more. Yu Baitang pushed him away, eyes widening slightly. “Are you ever going to stop?” For once, Jian Ran didn't snap back. Tsk, Yu Baitang's lips are so soft, and he smells so good. I really want to snuggle up to him! (●ü●) =Reader's Guide= 1. Yu “Lies Through His Teeth” Baitang, the movie emperor, is the gong; Jian “Short Fuse” Ran, the company president, is the shou. 2. A schoolchildren's-love-style story about sworn enemies, practicing romantic tension and pacing. 3. The child is their nephew, not a biological child. 4. The shou has a self-directed love-interest arc. His early internal monologues are essential and make up about half the story, so please keep that in mind. The story centers on the gong; please don't suggest changing the point of view. 5. If the sky falls, the shou's mouth will hold it up. Just because someone says something doesn't mean they'll actually do it. 6. The reality show format is inspired by Where Are We Going, Dad? and Go Fighting! 7. The cover is a template and is not exclusive. 8. The gong and shou start out as sworn enemies, so the shou can't secretly love the gong from chapter one. The shou has already started having second thoughts before the premium chapters, and the chapter titles clearly mark this. If you don't like the early plot, feel free to skip ahead and try another chapter. If it still isn't for you, let's part on good terms. No personal attacks! 9. I haven't seen any gong-focused story deliberately label the characters' roles in bed. Plot and characterization go hand in hand. No writing advice, please, and no stereotyping. Would an understated, beautiful gong suddenly becoming dominant in bed be out of character? 10. If you only want to read about romance, don't start this. If you don't like parenting reality shows, don't start this. If you don't like comments on the screen, don't start this. ★=Upcoming story=★ Please follow After Constantly Trying to Get Himself Killed, He Became the Male Lead's White Moonlight~ Shen Huaichen transmigrated into a book of political intrigue, becoming a cannon-fodder nobody with the same name as himself. He was born with an otherworldly beauty, but in reality was a spoiled, debauched villain who did every kind of evil. A supposed System told him that if he wanted to die and return to his original world, he had to keep trying to get himself killed according to the script. He needed to play a proper scumbag, then be killed by the male lead with a single stroke, ending his wicked life. Shen Huaichen followed the plot diligently, only to realize that this “princess” was looking at him rather strangely. In the book, the cannon fodder's route to getting himself killed went like this: He coveted the legitimate princess's beauty, seduced her, and asked to marry her. On their wedding night, emboldened by drink, he assaulted her personal maid. The next day, he went to a brothel with his wastrel friends, publicly humiliating the princess. Shen Huaichen's first attempt to get himself killed: Faced with two candidates, he mistook the male lead for the princess and accidentally married him. Second: Naturally frail, he drank just one cup of light wine on his wedding day and got drunk. He accidentally slept through the wedding night, completely unaware that the male lead spent the night beside the bed, sharpening a knife and watching him. Third: During their honeymoon, Shen Huaichen went on an outing to cheer up a heartbroken friend. Unluckily, they ran into assassins, and he only survived thanks to the male lead's rescue... For his final attempt to get himself killed, Shen Huaichen rejected the male lead's advances and was determined to die. He thought a cold blade awaited him, but when he closed his eyes, he received a passionate kiss instead. When Rong Xuan first met Shen Huaichen, he was full of schemes and saw him as nothing more than a notorious playboy he could use. But after a few days together, he realized Shen Huaichen was a complete fool who couldn't even tell whether the people around him were sincere. And yet this fool had captured Rong Xuan's heart completely. He wanted Shen Huaichen to be free of illness and sleep peacefully every night. He wanted to build the prosperous age Shen Huaichen had casually mentioned, with overflowing public and private granaries and safe roads across the Nine Provinces, free of bandits and tigers. He wanted all of this simply to keep that light by his side and let him live more freely. Theme: Sincerity is the ultimate weapon.