The Whole Entertainment Industry Is Waiting for Me to Get Divorced

"A silly little upcoming story, please give it a favorite (in a cutesy voice)"

"Fiery little beauty × tsundere, tight-lipped top"

Ren Ke transmigrated. In this world, he was still an entertainer, and he looked more or less the same. The only difference was that he now had a husband he had never even met.

Ren Ke didn't even know who the other man was. He called him, hoping to get him to come over and take care of the divorce paperwork, but the man wouldn't answer. He only sent a few text messages.

[Stop making excuses to keep pestering me. You went to all that trouble to marry me, and now you've gotten your wish. What more do you want?]

[If you dare let even a hint of our marriage get out, you can forget about staying in the entertainment industry.]

With an attitude that awful, Ren Ke had no intention of dealing with him either. If he wouldn't divorce, fine. As if Ren Ke was eager to see him.

He returned to his old line of work, appearing on variety shows and taking jobs, planning to earn enough money to retire early and keep male models.

Ren Ke was great with people, and soon he had built good relationships with everyone at the company. The only odd thing was that Fu Xuan, the company's A-list celebrity, seemed to hate him. Every time they met, Fu Xuan wore a dark expression.

At first, Ren Ke thought Fu Xuan was looking down on people because of his status, but Fu Xuan didn't treat anyone else that way. After trying to figure it out several times and getting nowhere, Ren Ke gave up. Whatever. It wasn't as if he had to get along with him.

The company, however, loved sending them to variety shows together. They had to maintain a semblance of harmony in front of the cameras, but the moment they were off-camera, they rolled their eyes at each other.

During a relationship-advice livestream, Ren Ke got a call from a hopeless romantic. The caller's fiance didn't like him and bluntly said that if they got married, he wouldn't let the caller have an easy life. Even so, the caller didn't want to give up.

Hearing this, Ren Ke felt like his trigeminal nerve was killing him. Why call in? Go forage for wild vegetables or something.

To pull a naive young man back from the brink, he could only use himself as an example and make up all kinds of "misfortunes" about his married life.

"I ended up like this because I was so lovesick that I insisted on getting married. Just to gross me out, he can pick his feet while eating, then flick his boogers into my bowl. Imagine if that were you. Could you live like that? Oh, and he went and got a vasectomy. I don't even know what the point of that was. The two of us aren't going to have kids..."

He was having such a good time talking that he didn't notice Fu Xuan behind him looking ready to kill someone.

When netizens learned that the gorgeous Ren Ke was stuck in such an unhappy marriage, they all shouted for him to get a divorce! A filthy man with a vasectomy wasn't good enough for their beautiful, kind-hearted Ren Ke.

Someone even created a fan page for the cause, posting there every day: Has Ren Ke gotten divorced today? I'm taking a swing at the vasectomy guy. Come help out too~

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"What are you doing?" Fu Xuan suddenly dragged a drunk Ren Ke into the car, startling him nearly sober.

Fu Xuan gritted his teeth. "If you dare spread another rumor, do you think I won't..."

The little beauty in front of him, with rosy lips and pearly teeth, looked like he couldn't take a single punch. Fu Xuan couldn't bring himself to lay a hand on him.

"What rumor did I spread?" Ren Ke asked, completely baffled.

"Going around saying I got a vasectomy isn't a rumor?!"

"When did I say you got a vasectomy? I was talking about my husband."

"I'm your husband!!"

Ren Ke: ???

After that, Fu Xuan secretly used Ren Ke's Weibo account every day to post a thousand-word essay titled "My Husband Is Really Wonderful."

"Blurb saved on August 9, 2023"

Theme: When a married couple stands united, they can cut through metal like a blade.