The Pure-Hearted Movie Star’s Little Villain Is Too Adorable

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[Beautiful, goofy, timid little pushover x cold, scheming actor who later loves sticking close]

Shen Congnan transmigrates into the role of an arrogant, malicious fake young master. According to the plot, after appearing on a dating show with the protagonist, he will go from being a pampered young master to someone everyone hates. Then everyone will discover he isn't the biological son of the wealthy CEO, and he'll end up begging on the streets.

He transmigrates just a few days before the dating show is about to begin. Shen Congnan thinks this is his chance! He immediately terminates his contract and refuses to film.

That very night, however, he gets drunk, accidentally flirts with the actor Huo Shen, and winds up trending online.

In the novel, Huo Shen is the perfect supporting character. Aside from not being the protagonist, he has all the protagonist's qualities: cold and calculating.

When Shen Congnan's father sees his drunken antics trending, he cuts off his allowance that same day.

Without his allowance, Shen Congnan can't pay the dating show's breach-of-contract fee, so he has no choice but to grit his teeth and appear on the show.

He plans to play the innocent little brother, but his act falls apart on day one.

When the protagonist seme, with a 108-centimeter chest, walks in, Shen Congnan, who has never seen anything like it, blurts out, "Whoa, that's huge."

Everyone: ?

Shen Congnan: "...I meant his eyes."

The comments: Hahahaha, listen to yourself. Do you honestly believe that?

If he can't pull off being innocent, then he should play the gentle type.

But that night, while playing a game with the other guests...

Shen Congnan: "Holy sh... shucks, the most resilient plant in the world. We should all learn from it!"

Fine, now he can't pull off being gentle either. He might as well give up and do whatever he wants!

The production team tells him to find a chance to pair up with the protagonist seme. Shen Congnan doesn't dare steal the protagonist uke's love interest, so he does his best to stamp out any romantic tension between the two.

The protagonist seme cooks.

Shen Congnan: "A combination of delicious and disgusting. This is so bad."

The protagonist seme gets a haircut.

Shen Congnan: "Not bad. You spent 520 yuan to get a 250-yuan haircut."

He does manage to kill the romantic mood, but he also makes an enemy. In a fit of anger, the protagonist seme calls over his friend Huo Shen to put Shen Congnan firmly in his place, so he won't steal his sweetheart.

What he doesn't expect is that his hopeless friend will be the first one to fall in love...

Protagonist seme: "I thought you weren't interested in dating!"

Huo Shen: "Right. That's why I want to skip straight to proposing to him."

Protagonist seme: "Nice."

The actor is calculating, but also very innocent. He's calculating when pursuing someone, but once he wins them over, he's innocent. Before meeting Shen Congnan, he'd never been interested in romance, so after they get together, their relationship stays remarkably chaste.

So chaste that Shen Congnan starts to suspect he's impotent.

One night, with the atmosphere just right, Shen Congnan gazes lovingly at his partner's face and promises with conviction, "Darling, it's okay if you can't perform! It won't affect our relationship at all. Besides... I can be the top for love!"

He tries to square his slender little shoulders, hoping to provide his 1.9-meter-tall partner with a warm harbor.

Huo Shen: ?

What do I do when my partner, who's barely over 1.7 meters tall, wants to be the top? Help, this is urgent!

[Warnings: There is a secondary couple to help move the romance along! The writing is amateurish, and there are lots of jokes and memes. Read it as a silly, sweet treat. If you care about every detail, this isn't for you! If you have lots of triggers, don't read it, because even the author isn't sure what they might be! Don't yell at me, I'm a fragile sheet of seaweed.]

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[None of the characters are based on real people. Please don't make real-person comparisons, thank you, QvQ.]

Upcoming novel:

[In this setting, same-sex marriage is legal. A marriage-first, love-later story, with an eight-year age gap!]

[Beautiful, fussy young master who's a pro at seeming experienced but is actually pure-hearted x scheming CEO who's a gentleman on the surface but full of tricks]

Yang Yang x You Wenchen

If you were a young master who'd just been kicked out of the house with no money, and a handsome, wealthy CEO approached you and offered a fake marriage, promised not to touch you, and offered you a million a month in spending money, would you say yes?

Yang Yang: Say yes? If his mistress showed up pregnant, I'd offer to be her maternity nurse.

After being kicked out for opposing his family's insistence that he marry, young master Yang Yang turns around and marries You Wenchen, the CEO who rules A City with an iron fist.

Everyone says You Wenchen is deeply calculating, but Yang Yang thinks he's just another unlucky guy being pressured to marry. He looks pretty innocent to me. [Not long after, he'll slap himself twice for saying that.]

After their fake marriage, You Wenchen keeps his promise. Though he and Yang Yang live together, he never intrudes on Yang Yang's private space. The money arrives on time every month, and he supports Yang Yang's personal creative work.

Aside from having to deal with their parents visiting a few days each month, the two live like friends.

But Yang Yang gradually starts to feel that something is off. Why are You Wenchen's parents visiting more and more often? They used to come once a month, then three times a month, and eventually they'd come once every three months.

You Wenchen: "Maybe my parents suspect our marriage is fake. They're pretty sharp, after all."

Yang Yang thinks about it and agrees. How could the parents of such an impressive son as You Wenchen not be sharp?

Since he's being paid to take care of the problem, Yang Yang slowly moves from his own room into You Wenchen's.

At first, there's a clear "Chu River-Han Border" between them when they lie in bed. Gradually, that border disappears, and they inch closer and closer.

Every time he lies on his side and sees You Wenchen's handsome nose and the shirt stretched over his rising chest, Yang Yang silently scolds himself for being such a lech. But it's so big! Just one more look!

Before long, their daily rest time becomes a source of both agony and joy for the young master.

What he doesn't know is that their CEO is suffering just as much. It's so hard to keep up the same pose every day to seduce his wife. Why won't my wife touch me? QAQ

Finally, one day, Yang Yang can't resist sneaking a feel while You Wenchen is asleep. Before he can properly savor the sensation, You Wenchen catches him red-handed.

The young master trembles. "I was sleepwalking just now. Do you believe me?"

You Wenchen tenderly kisses the corner of his lips. "Of course. I sleepwalk too, for instance, right now."

"???" What a load of crap! You're clearly wide awake!

Later, the young master discovers that it was all a scheme from the very beginning. Too bad for him, his prime years have been wasted, and he's ended up married young.

Oh well. In this complicated, cold, and heartless world, only You Wenchen's chest can keep him warm. He might as well give in.

[The seme fell for the uke from the very start. He's a scheming old fox.]

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